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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   Canada (https://britishexpats.com/forum/canada-56/)
-   -   Confused.. Why Canada? (https://britishexpats.com/forum/canada-56/confused-why-canada-491493/)

dbd33 Nov 15th 2007 3:18 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by RodRos&Co. (Post 5558193)
Maybe dbd has hit the nail on the head, its not real women he likes:rofl::rofl:
but perhaps the suggestion springs from an internal conflict on the part of the one suggesting. Perhaps subliminally, I want Adrian.

Dave+Jules Nov 15th 2007 3:29 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 5558258)
After 400 posts of this, I wish more people had kept their thoughts to themselves!
400+ posts and 10,600+ views phew what a monster. This is definitely my last post on this thread.

Atlantic Xpat Nov 15th 2007 3:37 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 5558335)
but perhaps the suggestion springs from an internal conflict on the part of the one suggesting. Perhaps subliminally, I want Adrian.
Well, you are a thin bloke, despite the beer consumption so perhaps you might be lucky as you appear to be his type.........

dbd33 Nov 15th 2007 3:41 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by Atlantic Xpat (Post 5558377)
Well, you are a thin bloke, despite the beer consumption so perhaps you might be lucky as you appear to be his type.........
I wonder if he likes to ride in a convertible...

iaink Nov 15th 2007 3:43 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 5558386)
I wonder if he likes to ride in a convertible...
Is that a coy euphemism or something?

bazzz Nov 15th 2007 3:55 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Don't build your hopes up. Like most men who lust after svelte young women he's probably fat, balding, bad skin and terribly, terribly ugly.

dbd33 Nov 15th 2007 4:18 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 5558402)
Is that a coy euphemism or something?
As coy as I always am.

AdrianTO Nov 15th 2007 4:23 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 5557630)
Don't you find it works better on boys?
I wouldn't know.

Women have this natural fat layer and so they rarely get to the point that one can enjoy bone to bone contact. Even Kate Moss isn't truly adrogynous. Boys, otoh, quickly waste to the point that any friction wears away the skin over their hips, there's an Asian boy working the corner here this morning who is both naturally thin and drug wasted, perhaps he'd be of interest.
Though I wonder if the poor Asian boy at the corner knows how much time you spend contemplating the shape of his body.

AdrianTO Nov 15th 2007 4:27 pm
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Originally Posted by Dave+Jules (Post 5556193)
Touche

you have to love this verbal swordfencing
I always thought the British were known for their wit and refined sense of humour.

But, viewing this thread, there are only maybe a couple of posters who come anywhere near.

The worst of them resort to petty insults and name calling.

dbd33 Nov 15th 2007 4:29 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by AdrianTO (Post 5558526)
I wonder if the poor Asian boy at the corner knows how much time you spend contemplating the shape of his body.

I expect he overestimates. I only try to negotiate his price down for amusement, not because I'm really going to rent him.

AdrianTO Nov 15th 2007 4:30 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by twinkles (Post 5556955)
Considering your objectionable opinions, its amazing any woman gives you the time of day! :frown:
What is objectionable about them? I want an attractive woman who takes good care of herself. Do you find that objectionable?

AdrianTO Nov 15th 2007 4:34 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by bazzz (Post 5558441)
Don't build your hopes up. Like most men who lust after svelte young women he's probably fat, balding, bad skin and terribly, terribly ugly.
And I am sure you lust after overweight, over the hill, unattractive cows.

You must be the handsomest man on this board by that measure then.

iaink Nov 15th 2007 4:57 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by AdrianTO (Post 5558554)
What is objectionable about them? I want an attractive woman who takes good care of herself. Do you find that objectionable?

I find it objectionable that you are totally focused on the wrapper, not the candy.

Maybe you will be incredibly lucky, and will meet a woman who meets your lofty aesthetic standards and actually accepts you for who you are and finds that attractive. But personally I think it way more likely that you will die an unloved lonely old man unless you start to look at people rather than just their bodies.

flashman Nov 15th 2007 5:03 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 5558655)
Maybe you will be increadibly lucky, and will meet a woman who meets your lofty aesthetic standards who accepts you for who you are. But personally I think it more likely you will die an unloved lonely old man.
Unless you're a multimillionare in which case you can rent or lease.

iaink Nov 15th 2007 5:05 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by flashman (Post 5558673)
Unless you're a multimillionare in which case you can rent or lease.
And still be unloved

JonboyE Nov 15th 2007 7:11 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by bazzz (Post 5558441)
Don't build your hopes up. Like most men who lust after svelte young women he's probably fat, balding, bad skin and terribly, terribly ugly.
I like svelte young women.



... oh ...

:(

bazzz Nov 15th 2007 7:27 pm
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I'm sure you've got a lovely personality.

fuschiagirl Nov 15th 2007 7:31 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by bazzz (Post 5558441)
Don't build your hopes up. Like most men who lust after svelte young women he's probably fat, balding, bad skin and terribly, terribly ugly.
Do you think he will dare post a photo of himself:eek::rofl::rofl::rofl:

PeterF Nov 15th 2007 7:48 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 5558655)
I find it objectionable that you are totally focused on the wrapper, not the candy.

Maybe you will be incredibly lucky, and will meet a woman who meets your lofty aesthetic standards and actually accepts you for who you are and finds that attractive. But personally I think it way more likely that you will die an unloved lonely old man unless you start to look at people rather than just their bodies.

I always thought it was about chemistry, not just lust.

I had a friend who admits his first marriage was for lust, what did he say, something like quick to sin but plenty of time to repent.

The problem he has, beauty alone cannot give you happiness but anyone with a brain will probably give him a wide berth.

dbd33 Nov 15th 2007 8:07 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by bazzz (Post 5558441)
Don't build your hopes up. Like most men who lust after svelte young women he's probably fat, balding, bad skin and terribly, terribly ugly.
Surely all men lust after svelte young women. It may not be a realistic lust given one's fat, baldness, bad skin and poverty but lust isn't about realism.

NessieOggy Nov 15th 2007 8:34 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by skiboy10 (Post 5559202)
Do you think he will dare post a photo of himself:eek::rofl::rofl::rofl:
I mentioned that a few pages ago... got ignored! *chuckles* ;)


Oggy

iaink Nov 15th 2007 8:57 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 5559306)
Surely all men lust after svelte young women. It may not be a realistic lust given one's fat, baldness, bad skin and poverty but lust isn't about realism.
Skinny chicks dont do it for me...jagged hips and sticky out ribs..<shudders>


I'd rather have a fat chick than a skeletal one personally, all other things being equal.

PeterF Nov 15th 2007 9:13 pm
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I think we all have the image of the perfect woman (or man ;) ) in the end we fall in love with a person not their body.

Sure in some cases physical attraction comes first and then the other person may not fit in with your mindset ideal.

In some cases its a gradual thing, where you find someone whose so perfect in all the other ways that will satisfy you more than a bimbo with a body.

bazzz Nov 15th 2007 9:26 pm
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Also, fat chicks are more eager to please.

daft batty Nov 15th 2007 9:27 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
:thumbsup:
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 5558655)
I find it objectionable that you are totally focused on the wrapper, not the candy.

Maybe you will be incredibly lucky, and will meet a woman who meets your lofty aesthetic standards and actually accepts you for who you are and finds that attractive. But personally I think it way more likely that you will die an unloved lonely old man unless you start to look at people rather than just their bodies.
:thumbsup:

daft batty Nov 15th 2007 9:28 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by AdrianTO (Post 5558566)
And I am sure you lust after overweight, over the hill, unattractive cows.

You must be the handsomest man on this board by that measure then.
You are a very very objectionable offensive man.

bazzz Nov 15th 2007 9:32 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by AdrianTO (Post 5558566)
You must be the handsomest man on this board by that measure then.
Is he coming on to me?

AdrianTO Nov 15th 2007 9:33 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 5558655)
I find it objectionable that you are totally focused on the wrapper, not the candy.
Men are visual. Men always look at the wrapper first. If the wrapper is good, we proceed to taste the candy. Now, of course, after tasting the candy, if we find it is bitter, we can reject it. But, it is the wrapper that gets men wanting to open the candy.

AdrianTO Nov 15th 2007 9:34 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 5559306)
Surely all men lust after svelte young women. It may not be a realistic lust given one's fat, baldness, bad skin and poverty but lust isn't about realism.
Sure, but there are exceptions, such as your lust for slim Asian boys.

AdrianTO Nov 15th 2007 9:41 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 5559492)
Skinny chicks dont do it for me...jagged hips and sticky out ribs..<shudders>


I'd rather have a fat chick than a skeletal one personally, all other things being equal.

It doesn't have to be a "skinny chick with jagged hips". There are "normal" women with nice curves who are not fat.

As for rather having a fat chick over a skinny one, sorry I disagree. After marriage and kids, women put on more weight. If you start with a skinny one and she puts on weight, she is still going to look fine. If you start with a fat one, and she puts on even MORE weight.. well.. that is no good...

If my wife got huge and refused to do anything about it, unless it was for some medical reason, I would divorce her.

bazzz Nov 15th 2007 9:46 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by AdrianTO (Post 5559657)
If my wife got huge and refused to do anything about it, unless it was for some medical reason, I would divorce her.
Some would argue that being a pie enthusiast is actually a medical condition and you shouldn't discriminate against them because of it.

AdrianTO Nov 15th 2007 9:47 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by daft batty (Post 5559598)
You are a very very objectionable offensive man.
Thank You. I have adapted my personality to the character of the crowd.

iaink Nov 15th 2007 9:48 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by AdrianTO (Post 5559657)
If my wife got huge and refused to do anything about it, unless it was for some medical reason, I would divorce her.
I would hope so....












... 'cos if you are going to be a total bastard then she deserves to take her half of your assets and the house, plus a really good monthly maintenance settlement. With any luck she could hopefully drag the divorce proceedings on for years and years, bleeding you dry with legal costs because that's the least you would deserve for being so amazingly shallow and callous.




Now, I'm off home to my fat wife and two sick kids now, all of whom I love more than anything else in the world.

AdrianTO Nov 15th 2007 9:49 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by bazzz (Post 5559680)
Some would argue that being a pie enthusiast is actually a medical condition and you shouldn't discriminate against them because of it.
Well then, after I divorce her she will have plenty of time to attend PEA(Pie Eaters Anonymous) meetings to help her with her condition.

AdrianTO Nov 15th 2007 9:50 pm
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Originally Posted by iaink (Post 5559687)

Now, I'm off home to my fat wife and two sick kids now, all of whom I love more than anything else in the world.
Good for you.. Have a nice evening! :thumbup:

Steve_P Nov 15th 2007 9:57 pm
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Will you people stop feeding the troll.:p

R I C H Nov 15th 2007 10:14 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 5559733)
Will you people stop feeding the troll.:p
Are you a bum or a tit man, Steve?
Phillipino, European or N.American?
Windsor, Ont., or Windsor, Bucks?
Higher wages/lower quality of life or vice versa?

This is important research, conducted on behalf of CHC.

Steve_P Nov 15th 2007 10:18 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by R I C H (Post 5559804)
Are you a bum or a tit man, Steve?
Phillipino, European or N.American?
Windsor, Ont., or Windsor, Bucks?
Higher wages/lower quality of life or vice versa?

This is important research, conducted on behalf of CHC.
If this were the U.S. I'd claim the fifth amendment.:p:blink:

Almost Canadian Nov 15th 2007 10:30 pm
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Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 5559828)
If this were the U.S. I'd claim the fifth amendment.:p:blink:
So claim protection under S.13 Constitution Act 1982 :D:p

Steve_P Nov 15th 2007 10:31 pm
Re: Confused.. Why Canada?
 
Originally Posted by Almost Canadian (Post 5559884)
So claim protection under S.13 Constitution Act 1982 :D:p
Done deal.:)


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