Canadian in an Oklahoma Brothel
Dec 13th 2005, 5:32 am
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Canadian in an Oklahoma Brothel
Bob, a middle-aged Canadian tourist, visits the red light district of Oklahoma City & enters a large brothel. It's only his second time in Oklahoma.
The Madam asks him to be seated & sends over a young lady to entertain the prospective client. They sit & talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she gasps and runs away!
Seeing this, the Madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit & talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He again whispers in her ear, and she screams "No!" and walks quickly away!
The Madam decides that only the most experienced lady, Lola, would do!
Lola looks rough but there is nothing she hasn't done already and absolutely nothing would surprise her. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams "No!" louder than the previous two, smacks him as hard as she can, and runs away!
Madam is by now, absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She asks, "What did you want to do, to make them run away like that?"
Bob said: "I just asked if I can pay in Canadian Dollars."
The Madam asks him to be seated & sends over a young lady to entertain the prospective client. They sit & talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she gasps and runs away!
Seeing this, the Madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit & talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He again whispers in her ear, and she screams "No!" and walks quickly away!
The Madam decides that only the most experienced lady, Lola, would do!
Lola looks rough but there is nothing she hasn't done already and absolutely nothing would surprise her. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams "No!" louder than the previous two, smacks him as hard as she can, and runs away!
Madam is by now, absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She asks, "What did you want to do, to make them run away like that?"
Bob said: "I just asked if I can pay in Canadian Dollars."
Dec 13th 2005, 8:08 am
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Re: Canadian in an Oklahoma Brothel
Originally Posted by Rich_007
Bob, a middle-aged Canadian tourist, visits the red light district of Oklahoma City & enters a large brothel. It's only his second time in Oklahoma.
The Madam asks him to be seated & sends over a young lady to entertain the prospective client. They sit & talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she gasps and runs away!
Seeing this, the Madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit & talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He again whispers in her ear, and she screams "No!" and walks quickly away!
The Madam decides that only the most experienced lady, Lola, would do!
Lola looks rough but there is nothing she hasn't done already and absolutely nothing would surprise her. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams "No!" louder than the previous two, smacks him as hard as she can, and runs away!
Madam is by now, absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She asks, "What did you want to do, to make them run away like that?"
Bob said: "I just asked if I can pay in Canadian Dollars."
The Madam asks him to be seated & sends over a young lady to entertain the prospective client. They sit & talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she gasps and runs away!
Seeing this, the Madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit & talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He again whispers in her ear, and she screams "No!" and walks quickly away!
The Madam decides that only the most experienced lady, Lola, would do!
Lola looks rough but there is nothing she hasn't done already and absolutely nothing would surprise her. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams "No!" louder than the previous two, smacks him as hard as she can, and runs away!
Madam is by now, absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She asks, "What did you want to do, to make them run away like that?"
Bob said: "I just asked if I can pay in Canadian Dollars."
Dec 13th 2005, 8:50 am
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Re: Canadian in an Oklahoma Brothel
Originally Posted by batty-x-ray
i was told you can spot the canadians at an orgy, they are the ones in the kitchen washing the grapes.......
Then, subsequently feign concern that the tofu may go off
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Dec 13th 2005, 9:03 am
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Re: Canadian in an Oklahoma Brothel
Originally Posted by Rich_007
It would be very rude not to just sit tight and let the queue build.
Then, subsequently feign concern that the tofu may go off
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Then, subsequently feign concern that the tofu may go off
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- but tofu?? 
maybe its a vegan BC orgy?? 
i darent ask what the queue is for :scared:
note to self: must get out more
Dec 13th 2005, 9:06 am
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Re: Canadian in an Oklahoma Brothel
Originally Posted by batty-x-ray
note to self: must get out more
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Dec 13th 2005, 11:58 am
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Re: Canadian in an Oklahoma Brothel
Hey - What about tofu rolling instead of cheese rolling???? 
Originally Posted by batty-x-ray
i can understand grapes at an orgy - but tofu?? maybe its a vegan BC orgy??
i darent ask what the queue is for :scared:
note to self: must get out more
- but tofu?? maybe its a vegan BC orgy?? i darent ask what the queue is for :scared:
note to self: must get out more
