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Jonny Botswana Nov 26th 2006 6:12 am

Canada for me ?
 
Hello great and good helpful people,

I am asking if the Canada land is for me ? Only I, no children wife nor anything. I am living in the town of Rochdale, waiting my new life somewhere. It is miserable, scary place. I am waiting so that I can reborn as new happy person in life.

But - and but it is a great question for myself - I am seeing all the complaining of the problems from the people on this websight. And, if great people of doctors and intelligence people and the English is not good enough for Canada life, how is a poor man going to secceed in this mission of new life ?

Canada is the life for me, I have seen the happy people here tell of their new life with depth and such details to be mightily impressed with their yearning words, and I am wanting to have the snow and the sun and the great mountain life and to live in a cabin in the woods. I may choose to raise some goat or chicken and survive myself strongly in this quest. So I could secceed in my quest. My skills, they lie in the building home crafts, labour and wood skills and the joinings of wood and lumber to build homes, and my own tools and energy suffices in finding work in England, so I too can work maybe sometime in Canada, and I could build my own home there also.

So, what do you think of my chances to secceed to Canada life ? For only me, no children babes or anything cumbersome in my life. But maybe you too can reasure me of this, why the complainings of Canada life ? I see people has moved from England my new home here and then are unhappy with the house, they say it is made of paper ? I am confused, is this the joking fun ? Why paper, is it not to fall down wet in winter ? Internet sight MLS you recommend has not shown me paper homes anytime.

And then the grocery as being very expensive for a worker, and the car too, and the food not being so nice as home, and the problems of the work and such. Will a poor man survive this test even after waiting the long time to arrive in Canada to work ? And oh such a long wait, I am dreading myself the wait. But surely worthwhile, the Rochdale is a depressing place, I am fearful everyday I leave home for the workplace.

Your advice, I am very welcoming people.

Jonny.

printer Nov 26th 2006 6:22 am

Re: Canada for me ?
 

Originally Posted by Jonny Botswana
Hello great and good helpful people,

I am asking if the Canada land is for me ? Only I, no children wife nor anything. I am living in the town of Rochdale, waiting my new life somewhere. It is miserable, scary place. I am waiting so that I can reborn as new happy person in life.

But - and but it is a great question for myself - I am seeing all the complaining of the problems from the people on this websight. And, if great people of doctors and intelligence people and the English is not good enough for Canada life, how is a poor man going to secceed in this mission of new life ?

Canada is the life for me, I have seen the happy people here tell of their new life with depth and such details to be mightily impressed with their yearning words, and I am wanting to have the snow and the sun and the great mountain life and to live in a cabin in the woods. I may choose to raise some goat or chicken and survive myself strongly in this quest. So I could secceed in my quest. My skills, they lie in the building home crafts, labour and wood skills and the joinings of wood and lumber to build homes, and my own tools and energy suffices in finding work in England, so I too can work maybe sometime in Canada, and I could build my own home there also.

So, what do you think of my chances to secceed to Canada life ? For only me, no children babes or anything cumbersome in my life. But maybe you too can reasure me of this, why the complainings of Canada life ? I see people has moved from England my new home here and then are unhappy with the house, they say it is made of paper ? I am confused, is this the joking fun ? Why paper, is it not to fall down wet in winter ? Internet sight MLS you recommend has not shown me paper homes anytime.

And then the grocery as being very expensive for a worker, and the car too, and the food not being so nice as home, and the problems of the work and such. Will a poor man survive this test even after waiting the long time to arrive in Canada to work ? And oh such a long wait, I am dreading myself the wait. But surely worthwhile, the Rochdale is a depressing place, I am fearful everyday I leave home for the workplace.

Your advice, I am very welcoming people.

Jonny.

You've definitely lived in Rochdale too long. :D

Jonny Botswana Nov 26th 2006 6:24 am

Re: Canada for me ?
 

Originally Posted by printer
You've definitely lived in Rochdale too long. :D

No for three years here so far since arriving, and not needing three more of those long years but wait I will til my Canada time comes.

Thank you for the kind reply. What are you working in Canada, may I kindly request of you ?

Jonny

kt0157 Nov 26th 2006 6:29 am

Re: Canada for me ?
 

Originally Posted by Jonny Botswana
And oh such a long wait, I am dreading myself the wait. But surely worthwhile, the Rochdale is a depressing place, I am fearful everyday I leave home for the workplace.

You don't have to cross the planet to escape Rochdale. If you want to build your own cabin in the woods, then can go to Sweden tomorrow. No medicals, no waiting times, no moratorium on health care, no driving tests.

K.

Jonny Botswana Nov 26th 2006 6:34 am

Re: Canada for me ?
 

Originally Posted by kt0157
You don't have to cross the planet to escape Rochdale. If you want to build your own cabin in the woods, then can go to Sweden tomorrow. No medicals, no waiting times, no moratorium on health care, no driving tests.

K.

So having time to learn the English and taking all of effort and trust to achieve this task, learning the Sweden would be harder ? I am not sure, sun and snow maybe, but the working and speaking Sweden, maybe harder for me. The medical problems, strong and healthy I am so no need for worrying about the health and tooth and such, and no need of a car, so Canada life still sounds for me my best choice of life ? You think ?

Jonny

printer Nov 26th 2006 7:29 am

Re: Canada for me ?
 

Originally Posted by kt0157
You don't have to cross the planet to escape Rochdale. If you want to build your own cabin in the woods, then can go to Sweden tomorrow. No medicals, no waiting times, no moratorium on health care, no driving tests.

K.

Or just head further north to bonnie Scotland. :D

Judy in Calgary Nov 26th 2006 7:56 am

Re: Canada for me ?
 
It sounds as if Molvanîa would be a better fit for you.

kt0157 Nov 29th 2006 6:47 am

Re: Canada for me ?
 

Originally Posted by Jonny Botswana
So having time to learn the English and taking all of effort and trust to achieve this task, learning the Sweden would be harder ? I am not sure, sun and snow maybe, but the working and speaking Sweden, maybe harder for me. The medical problems, strong and healthy I am so no need for worrying about the health and tooth and such, and no need of a car, so Canada life still sounds for me my best choice of life ? You think ?

You don't need to speak Swedish to live and work in Sweden. Most people speak English very well indeed. Better than Vicky Pollard does, for sure.

K.

iaink Nov 29th 2006 6:56 am

Re: Canada for me ?
 

Originally Posted by Jonny Botswana
I am waiting so that I can reborn as new happy person in life.

Immigrating will not make you a happy person if you are not already a happy person.

Immigration is not like a butterflies cocoon, what goes in one side comes out the other, only the stress of waiting and putting your life on hold tends to magnify any issues in your life.

Dont Worry, Be happy. Happiness is really a state of mind, not a place on a map. But if you dont like Rochdale, move somewhere else, theres lots of nicer places in the UK, some arent even that far away. :rolleyes:

kt0157 Nov 29th 2006 7:01 am

Re: Canada for me ?
 

Originally Posted by iaink
Immigrating will not make you a happy person if you are not already a happy person.

Well of course he's not a happy person. He's living in Rochdale.

K.

Jonny Botswana Dec 1st 2006 3:00 am

Re: Canada for me ?
 

Originally Posted by iaink
Immigration is not like a butterflies cocoon, what goes in one side comes out the other, only the stress of waiting and putting your life on hold tends to magnify any issues in your life.

I am the distraught. I desire the Canada life with the snow and ice and mountain cabin. I desire the land of free and brave, the mountain walk and the ski and such. I can wait the long five years for Canada, if in the meantime I work hard and save for new life. I have the patients, patients of a budda ! I will not complain of my lot, humble in my expections.

I do not want the butterfly coccoons, I want the life. I have none of the baggage of wife and child, only Jonny for the land of the free ! I will wait, and survive it and have the working hard life at joinery in Canada. :) I will earn the dollar for a long happy life.

Jonny

dannyg1001 Dec 1st 2006 3:47 am

Re: Canada for me ?
 
Nothing wrong with Rochdale....!!!

Actually yeah there is, I couldnt get away fast enough!!!

iaink Dec 1st 2006 5:20 am

Re: Canada for me ?
 

Originally Posted by Jonny Botswana
I desire the Canada life with the snow and ice and mountain cabin. I desire the land of free and brave, the mountain walk and the ski and such.

Nice dream. If you are independently wealthy enough to carry it off then come on the investor route, otherwise forget about it. Its nice scenary, but you cant eat it.

welshchem Dec 1st 2006 5:25 am

Re: Canada for me ?
 

Originally Posted by iaink
Nice dream. If you are independently wealthy enough to carry it off then come on the investor route, otherwise forget about it. Its nice scenary, but you cant eat it.

I'm not sure about that there seems to be a lot of maple syrup about, could you try tapping a tree?

kt0157 Dec 1st 2006 5:29 am

Re: Canada for me ?
 

Originally Posted by iaink
Nice dream. If you are independently wealthy enough to carry it off then come on the investor route, otherwise forget about it. Its nice scenary, but you cant eat it.

That used to be faster than SW, but it's not much different now. Anyway, if our mate Jonny had that kind of money to sponsor Federal boondoggles, he wouldn't still be in Rochdale. :)

K.


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