caretaker

ombudsman

withabix

Leader of the UK Labour Party.

There'll be a vacancy shortly.

Or the Liberal Democrats, although you would only have about 5 colleagues.

not2old

if the OP is coming to Toronto, almost anyone can be a cab driver or Pizza delivery person, just make sure you have a good voice GPS map navigator. You get to work nights & have all day to do the touristy stuff

dbd33

I think you should check your privilege. I was refused a position as a pizza delivery man due to my ethnicity.

It may be that life in Canada has been smooth sailing for you but that should not blind you to the indignities, indeed the suffering, of your compatriots. It's very glib to suggest that "almost anyone" can be a pizza delivery person when you plainly have not attempted to break through the barriers of systemic discrimination and gain a foothold in that trade. Some empathy for those immigrants who have not been blessed with a trouble, and thought, free suburban life supported by easy access to the career of their choice would not go amiss.

caretaker

In any large city, just get a folding chair and sit beside a busy intersection with a cash box and a sign reading:
"Verbally Abuse a Lawyer
$10 For 5 Minutes"

Mr Bean

Health & Safety is on the up, well at least in the entertainment/construction industry. That may be a good option.

JamesM

I don't know many happy lawyers.

My mate quit and now manages a museum.