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raine66 Mar 2nd 2009 12:58 am

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 
Do you buy your halos in bulk?

macadian Mar 2nd 2009 1:31 am

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Originally Posted by raine66 (Post 7336003)
Do you buy your halos in bulk?

Don't know but they certainly give me the 'boke'....:frown:

johnh009 Mar 2nd 2009 4:57 am

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Originally Posted by JonboyE (Post 7330806)
Not funny IMHO.

I have just returned from a town in the Dominican Republic (Samana) where it was pathetic to watch sick animals dying in the streets. I also lived in Africa for eight years where I watched people living in similar in circumstances, and more.

Liberals are nothing more than fence-sitters who think they have all of the answers but live in a world where they talk about trivialities, like yourself, to keep themselves in the limelight but really achieve nothing.

Don't you have a better cause to champion? The point is, the guy made a stupid joke but there are more serious things in the World to worry about.

Londonuck Mar 2nd 2009 7:14 am

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Originally Posted by Mistress Miggins (Post 7334829)
I take offence to Irish jokes, not impressed by them at all. But then again that's because I am Irish.

I only take offence when told an Irish joke by someone who knows im Irish.

Simon Legree Mar 2nd 2009 7:16 am

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Originally Posted by Londonuck (Post 7336726)
I only take offence when told an Irish joke by someone who knows im Irish.

But what if the joke is told by a fellow irish person ?

Lemonfish Mar 2nd 2009 8:37 am

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Think the joke is in pretty bad taste. Why post that?

Sick of that Baa Baa Black Sheep crap also. Grow up.

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 2nd 2009 8:51 am

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Originally Posted by Lemonfish (Post 7336891)
Think the joke is in pretty bad taste. Why post that?

Sick of that Baa Baa Black Sheep crap also. Grow up.

If you think the joke is in bad taste, your sick of the baa baa black sheep crap and you want us all to grow up then how about you not bothering to read the thread and going and finding your self some sensible grown up friends to play with and leave us to our own devices eh ?

PeterF Mar 2nd 2009 11:30 am

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I think it was Dave Allen who said the joke about Irish jokes, people in the UK tell stories about the daft Irish people, people in the Ireland tell stories about the daft Dublin people, people in the Dublin tell stories about the daft McKelvey Ave people and people in the McKelvey Ave tell stories about the daft people at number 32!!

In mainland Europe they tell Belgian jokes..

Apparently the people from my country shag sheep and we're all called Taff's, although Taff is the river in Cardiff and I'm certainly not from cardiff.

One thing we can do which perhaps North American's are not so good at is to e able to laugh at ourselves.



Oh and wasn't fag originally an English public school thing, the new boy allocated to one of the senior boys to become his servant for the first year..

JamesM Mar 2nd 2009 11:48 am

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Originally Posted by AndyBCbound (Post 7330755)
:lol::lol::lol::thumbsup:

Yes- it does make me chuckle.

When I first went to Toronto I stayed in student accomodation near Bloor & Spadina. There was a church opposite with a huge banner saying "We Approve of Gay Marriage". All us people from the UK would stand outside having our photo's taken.

My favourite photo though is taken outside the "Condom Shack"!!!

Canadians do have humour- just different!

Redwingy2k Mar 2nd 2009 12:19 pm

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Rub a dub dub... 3 men in a tub...hmmm i wonder what they were thinking?:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

dbd33 Mar 2nd 2009 12:38 pm

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Originally Posted by johnh009 (Post 7336435)
I have just returned from a town in the Dominican Republic (Samana) where it was pathetic to watch sick animals dying in the streets. I also lived in Africa for eight years where I watched people living in similar in circumstances, and more.

And that made you gay?

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 2nd 2009 12:45 pm

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Originally Posted by Redwingy2k (Post 7337528)
Rub a dub dub... 3 men in a tub...hmmm i wonder what they were thinking?:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Bet they were thinking how cramped it was......................

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 2nd 2009 12:52 pm

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Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7337558)
And that made you gay?

Oh hell, we were in the Dominican in January, are you gay now Redwing ?

AndyBCbound Mar 2nd 2009 3:28 pm

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An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks'.

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks'.

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks'.

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take two a***holes out of Scotland , put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'.

No offence intended before you all start!!! Just political humour:rofl:

Londonuck Mar 2nd 2009 4:27 pm

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Originally Posted by Simon Legree (Post 7336728)
But what if the joke is told by a fellow irish person ?



Irish people tell jokes about Kerrymen. You dont hear them anymore anyway. If someone opens a joke with, there was this Kerryman, you think, ooh dear... sh1t joke coming.


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