Air Transat
 

A planeload of passengers have boarded an Air Transat flight and are awaiting departure when the flight crew boards.

The captain is wearing dark glasses and using a white stick to tap his way down the aisle, and the First Officer is being led by a Guide Dog.

There is nervous laughter and tittering amongst the passengers.

The plane starts up and slowly weaves its way down the taxiway towards the runway.

the passengers are getting more nervous as time goes on, and start to look for signs that this is all some bad practical joke. No sign is found.

The plane accelerates down the runway towards the huge lake at the end. the first scream is heard over the hubub of people praying.

As the plane hurtles towards the lake, more screams are heard until the whole plane full of frightened people are yelling at the top of their voices.

At this point, the plane smmothly rotates and climbs smoothly into the air. Everyone relaxes and starts searching for magazines and books.

In the cockpit the Captain turns to his first officer and says, "One day, that lot back there are not going to scream. How the hell will we know when to take off then?" :D