Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by geo4;
Am I the only one who finds it amusing that one of the main reasons Brits are looking to emigrate in record numbers is all of the immigration coming into the UK??
**snicker**** You couldn't make it up: "There are also too many foreigners coming in and using up all our resources. We want a better life" |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
It's probably best explained using some kind of irony bar. Applied to the forehead.
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Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Extreme irony! Like where people climb up mountains and do irony there.
Or is it ironing? :lol: |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
I'm still wondering if there's some sort of implosion if number 685 decides to leave??
How would we know? maybe they could just sneak out, furtively. Or what if it was only 683? Would "they" chuck another one out? |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
I dont think anyone here has any idea how many come and go.
many times i have gone over to france, the imigration guy looks at you holding a bunch of red passports, and they just wave you through without look at them. |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by marclouis
(Post 5850647)
I dont think anyone here has any idea how many come and go.
many times i have gone over to france, the imigration guy looks at you holding a bunch of red passports, and they just wave you through without look at them. oh and glad we started this thread :rofl: |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
The only thing we can believe for sure in the News of the Screws are the football results and the date.
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Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
And sometimes they get the football results wrong.
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Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by Rich_007
(Post 5847212)
How on earth did you manage that amazing trick ? Did you join a cult ?
They're all around, illiterate, racist, tub-thumping fundamentalists, the dozy, the stupid, the inane and gullible, the terrible drivers, and plaid-wearers aplenty. :confused: R. 'Cofusious say man who wears plaid (as in kilt like attire) has no need to worry about catching anatomy parts in zip' Or are you referring to what is sometimes called a 'Rural smoking jacket'? :D |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz
(Post 5847130)
Quite alot come back too...eventually.
They emigrate cos of immigration?! (note to self) read whole thread first. |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by Novocastrian
(Post 5849980)
Well that's pi in the sky if ever I heard it.
Originally Posted by Madmac
(Post 5850069)
Thick as a Planck tho'!
Anyway, it is an axiom of business planning that you cannot assume any variable will remain constant beyond a very limited time scale. Hence the only this you can be sure of is that change will occur. I would be much happier if it was deep, meaningful, oxymoronic and Zen phrasic. |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by geo4
(Post 5850393)
Extreme irony! Like where people climb up mountains and do irony there.
Or is it ironing? :lol: |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by macadian
(Post 5852746)
Or are you referring to what is sometimes called a 'Rural smoking jacket'?
R. |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
I am providing this purely to show the consequences and what the result it of the uncontrolled immigration in the UK. A BBC report on the effect on the health service.
Draw your own conclusions and dont assume mine for me. Thanks |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by Dave+Jules
(Post 5856934)
I am providing this purely to show the consequences and what the result it of the uncontrolled immigration in the UK. A BBC report on the effect on the health service.
Draw your own conclusions and dont assume mine for me. Thanks Will you forgive my giggling at this paragraph? "At the Thistlemoor Medical Centre, births among patients have increased 33% in just two years. GP Nalini Modha fears the authorities have not planned for the new arrivals." |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by dbd33
(Post 5856959)
Will you forgive my giggling at this paragraph?
"At the Thistlemoor Medical Centre, births among patients have increased 33% in just two years. GP Nalini Modha fears the authorities have not planned for the new arrivals." There were much funnier paragraphs. |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by Dave+Jules
(Post 5856934)
I am providing this purely to show the consequences and what the result it of the uncontrolled immigration in the UK. A BBC report on the effect on the health service.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2067223.stm |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by bazzz
(Post 5856989)
That's all well and good, but what do you make of this article?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2067223.stm |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by Novocastrian
(Post 5856975)
You may not be forgiven.
There were much funnier paragraphs. |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by bazzz
(Post 5856989)
That's all well and good, but what do you make of this article?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2067223.stm From these, I safely conclude that whenever you see any of the foreigners that are swarming into the country smiling, they have (most probably) recently had unprotected rumpy-pumpy - and as a result, we could probably expect a future tax-payer to be born somewhere in the country in about nine months. |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by derryck
(Post 5857075)
I knew it!! This confirms all my suspicions. Thanks for those two great articles.
From these, I safely conclude that whenever you see any of the foreigners that are swarming into the country smiling, they have (most probably) recently had unprotected rumpy-pumpy - and as a result, we could probably expect a future tax-payer to be born somewhere in the country in about nine months. |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by derryck
(Post 5857075)
I knew it!! This confirms all my suspicions. Thanks for those two great articles.
From these, I safely conclude that whenever you see any of the foreigners that are swarming into the country smiling, they have (most probably) recently had unprotected rumpy-pumpy - and as a result, we could probably expect a future tax-payer to be born somewhere in the country in about nine months. but the really funny thing is, it's TRUE!!! |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by Happy_Feet
(Post 5857283)
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
but the really funny thing is, it's TRUE!!! |
Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by Dave+Jules
(Post 5858652)
apart from the tax paying bit (:ohmy: oh no a sceptical xenophobic thought)
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Re: 684 Quit Britain Every Day!
Originally Posted by Rich_007
(Post 5856725)
T'is that very garb itself.
R. Tisk, tisk, shame on you sir for such an unreasonable and seemingly intolerant generalisation! :blink: I live in Rural Canada and love it! Many of my new friends and aquantences wear that very garb regularly. Many are also 'Canadians' going back a number of generations and are the people whose ancestors fought in two world wars! They may not siute the new 'Politically Correct' model of today sir (God preserve us from Mr PC) but I have found for the most part (always exceptions) they are gennuine, hard working, if not a little blunt on occassions, people who believe in plain speaking (another sin in todays modern world) and a fair shake for everyone all round. I wear the celebrated 'smoking jacket' on occasions, but not at dinner parties.:D The sooner MR PC is taken out and shot, the better for us all, Mini Rant over for now:thumbup: |
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