Zumba and other fitness fads
Mar 20th 2011, 2:29 am
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Zumba and other fitness fads
What's the blow on fitness fads?
I'd hoped no nonsense Oz might have avoided the likes of Zumba - opting to knock off a few pounds with 10 mile runs, amphetamines and fags. But au contraire, I've just spotted 50 or so uncoordinated fatties doing zumba in the park. That hip wriggling latin shat just makes my blood boil.
And what's with the ecstatic smiling - I've only been emulate that with class As.
I love the woman in blue behind whose pelvic floor is about to give out...
I'd hoped no nonsense Oz might have avoided the likes of Zumba - opting to knock off a few pounds with 10 mile runs, amphetamines and fags. But au contraire, I've just spotted 50 or so uncoordinated fatties doing zumba in the park. That hip wriggling latin shat just makes my blood boil.
And what's with the ecstatic smiling - I've only been emulate that with class As.
I love the woman in blue behind whose pelvic floor is about to give out...
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Mar 20th 2011, 2:33 am
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Re: Zumba and other fitness fads
What's the blow on fitness fads?
I'd hoped no nonsense Oz might have avoided the likes of Zumba - opting to knock off a few pounds with 10 mile runs, amphetamines and dysentry. But au contraire, I've just spotted 50 or so uncoordinated fatties doing zumba in the park. That hip wriggling latin shat just makes my blood boil.
And what's with the ecstatic smiling - I've only been emulate that with class As.
I love the woman in blue behind whose pelvic floor is about to give out...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6FKeJxS6ow...phanie.cnn.jpg
I'd hoped no nonsense Oz might have avoided the likes of Zumba - opting to knock off a few pounds with 10 mile runs, amphetamines and dysentry. But au contraire, I've just spotted 50 or so uncoordinated fatties doing zumba in the park. That hip wriggling latin shat just makes my blood boil.
And what's with the ecstatic smiling - I've only been emulate that with class As.
I love the woman in blue behind whose pelvic floor is about to give out...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6FKeJxS6ow...phanie.cnn.jpg
On the other it's more expensive than eating sensibily and going for a nice long walk every once in a while like everyone knows they should.
Now gym membership, there is a money-making cash cow ...
Just stop eating shite food and exercise more!
Mar 20th 2011, 4:25 am
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Mar 20th 2011, 5:43 am
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Re: Zumba and other fitness fads
I HATE ZUMBA!!!!!!! Yes yes its good in as much as its getting some of the couch potatoes off the couch BUT its taking over the bloody world. I am a group ex instructor and ALL I hear is ooh can we have more Zumba, ooh Zumba a is fab . . .its bumping so many other classes off the schedules 
and, and, and the wibblies that ARE doing it, thats ALL they are doing - it aint gonna give you a 6 pack love! grrrrrrr rant over
and, and, and the wibblies that ARE doing it, thats ALL they are doing - it aint gonna give you a 6 pack love! grrrrrrr rant over
Mar 20th 2011, 6:32 am
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Re: Zumba and other fitness fads
I HATE ZUMBA!!!!!!! Yes yes its good in as much as its getting some of the couch potatoes off the couch BUT its taking over the bloody world. I am a group ex instructor and ALL I hear is ooh can we have more Zumba, ooh Zumba a is fab . . .its bumping so many other classes off the schedules
and, and, and the wibblies that ARE doing it, thats ALL they are doing - it aint gonna give you a 6 pack love! grrrrrrr rant over
and, and, and the wibblies that ARE doing it, thats ALL they are doing - it aint gonna give you a 6 pack love! grrrrrrr rant over
Mar 20th 2011, 6:39 am
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Re: Zumba and other fitness fads
What's the blow on fitness fads?
I'd hoped no nonsense Oz might have avoided the likes of Zumba - opting to knock off a few pounds with 10 mile runs, amphetamines and fags. But au contraire, I've just spotted 50 or so uncoordinated fatties doing zumba in the park. That hip wriggling latin shat just makes my blood boil.
I'd hoped no nonsense Oz might have avoided the likes of Zumba - opting to knock off a few pounds with 10 mile runs, amphetamines and fags. But au contraire, I've just spotted 50 or so uncoordinated fatties doing zumba in the park. That hip wriggling latin shat just makes my blood boil.
Mar 20th 2011, 7:03 am
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Re: Zumba and other fitness fads
I took my daughter and her mate to a free Zumba class put on the Brisbane City Council over the summer break. It was great fun and people did it at their own level of fitness - good for people just wanting a bit of fun exercise and good for kids like my daughter who the dance teacher paid particular attention to and in helping with her stretches and technique. I've been thinking of getting zumba for wii for the kids and I.
Mar 20th 2011, 7:06 am
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Mar 20th 2011, 7:11 am
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Re: Zumba and other fitness fads
Does everyone look silly doing it? Or just "uncoordinated fatties" in your opinion.
Perhaps you should just mind your own business about how other people choose to exercise, because it's not illegal is it? I think that uncoordinated fatties should be applauded for tryng to do something.
Damned if they do and damned if they don't eh?
Don't you have bigger fish to fry anyway ..
Mar 20th 2011, 7:17 am
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Re: Zumba and other fitness fads
Does everyone look silly doing it? Or just "uncoordinated fatties" in your opinion.
Perhaps you should just mind your own business about how other people choose to exercise, because it's not illegal is it? I think that uncoordinated fatties should be applauded for tryng to do something.
Damned if they do and damned if they don't eh?
Don't you have bigger fish to fry anyway ..
Perhaps you should just mind your own business about how other people choose to exercise, because it's not illegal is it? I think that uncoordinated fatties should be applauded for tryng to do something.
Damned if they do and damned if they don't eh?
Don't you have bigger fish to fry anyway ..
Mar 20th 2011, 7:22 am
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Mar 20th 2011, 7:24 am
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Re: Zumba and other fitness fads
Not aware of anyone taking it personally but more a case of no one is forcing ou to watch/join in so why get your knickers in a twist about it. To me it smacks of the same attitude that some people on here take over strangers walking about without shoes on.
MM
Mar 20th 2011, 7:32 am
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I'm begging forgiveness from the god of Zumba as we speak!