Your teens finest moments...
Feb 6th 2014, 10:09 am
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Your teens finest moments...
Spend 3 years going to orthodontist, hours days weeks of trips there, thousands of dollars spent there, finally today we are finished.
I make one teeny comment that the flossing is not happening and after all this time, effort money it could be done .....
OK you hate meeeeeeeeeeeee, I dont know why you didnt kill me at birth.!!!
Sound of door slamming LOUDLY.
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OMBG, i tell you its a good job its the last teen, 3rd time round its not quite as shocking, sometimes you even snigger
I make one teeny comment that the flossing is not happening and after all this time, effort money it could be done .....
OK you hate meeeeeeeeeeeee, I dont know why you didnt kill me at birth.!!!
Sound of door slamming LOUDLY.
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OMBG, i tell you its a good job its the last teen, 3rd time round its not quite as shocking, sometimes you even snigger
Feb 6th 2014, 10:19 am
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Re: Your teens finest moments...
Message 15 year old Hop along asking where she is, as I hadn't seen her since coming home from work and get "In my bedroom, why? are we playing hide and seek?" back
Feb 6th 2014, 10:54 am
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Re: Your teens finest moments...
Sunday morning, phone rings.
Mum, I fell down a cliff.
What? What have you done to yourself?
Well it wasn't actually a cliff, just a ledge. I don't know, I think I might have broken my ankle. I can't walk.
X-rays at hospital revealed it was a sprain.
This happened at a party the night before. The parents had gone out. FFS.
Mum, I fell down a cliff.
What? What have you done to yourself?
Well it wasn't actually a cliff, just a ledge. I don't know, I think I might have broken my ankle. I can't walk.
X-rays at hospital revealed it was a sprain.
This happened at a party the night before. The parents had gone out. FFS.
Feb 6th 2014, 11:05 am
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Re: Your teens finest moments...
Sunday morning, phone rings.
Mum, I fell down a cliff.
What? What have you done to yourself?
Well it wasn't actually a cliff, just a ledge. I don't know, I think I might have broken my ankle. I can't walk.
X-rays at hospital revealed it was a sprain.
This happened at a party the night before. The parents had gone out. FFS.
Mum, I fell down a cliff.
What? What have you done to yourself?
Well it wasn't actually a cliff, just a ledge. I don't know, I think I might have broken my ankle. I can't walk.
X-rays at hospital revealed it was a sprain.
This happened at a party the night before. The parents had gone out. FFS.
During grad week, month, 3 months that went on for..... Mid teen fell into a BBQ pit!! Severe burn to hand.
Drunk friend pushed him, ambulance the lot, the friends parents were home but never even woke up.
I found out when younger teen told me mid teen was bandaged to hlit and had been in hospital. Mid teen then says ' its nothing '.
Feb 9th 2014, 7:29 pm
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Re: Your teens finest moments...
London marathon last year, the husband was running it, me and the eldest were waiting at the side in Bermondsey for his dad to come past. All of a sudden one of the passing runners decided he needed a crap, so he dropped his keks and had a crap in somebody's bedding plants.
My son couldn't believe it and tried to photograph the incident. I swiftly took the camera off him. Not so long after husband came running past, I started cheering whilst pointing him out to my son, so he could cheer his dad on. This is what he said....... 'DAAAAAD!..... DAAAAAAD!...... A RUNNERS JUST HAD A SHIT IN THAT GARDEN!!....... ....
My son couldn't believe it and tried to photograph the incident. I swiftly took the camera off him. Not so long after husband came running past, I started cheering whilst pointing him out to my son, so he could cheer his dad on. This is what he said....... 'DAAAAAD!..... DAAAAAAD!...... A RUNNERS JUST HAD A SHIT IN THAT GARDEN!!....... ....
