Your soundtrack to the deed
Jan 22nd 2011, 9:30 pm
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Your soundtrack to the deed
Does anyone on here do it to music as a background? Or maybe you like to have a regular background noise to accompany your efforts?
Me and Mrs BS just did it to Maria Sharapova playing tennis in the background. I've never heard my wife scream that much!
Me and Mrs BS just did it to Maria Sharapova playing tennis in the background. I've never heard my wife scream that much!
Jan 22nd 2011, 10:50 pm
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Love Machine
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Re: Your soundtrack to the deed
I love to bang women to the Cure's mixed up album its absolutley scintillating.
Jan 22nd 2011, 10:53 pm
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Re: Your soundtrack to the deed
Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture!
Jan 22nd 2011, 11:03 pm
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Chan eil aon chànan gu le
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Re: Your soundtrack to the deed
Anything by Slipknot.
Jan 22nd 2011, 11:04 pm
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Jan 22nd 2011, 11:31 pm
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Re: Your soundtrack to the deed
The Chicken Song.
Jan 23rd 2011, 12:17 am
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Re: Your soundtrack to the deed
Talksport radio
Jan 23rd 2011, 12:40 am
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Re: Your soundtrack to the deed
We used to, the Iron Maiden/Gun and Roses etc, but not since the cherubs arrived.
Now as quite as posiible in case we hear little feet shuffling along the coridor.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Keel
Now as quite as posiible in case we hear little feet shuffling along the coridor.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Keel
Jan 23rd 2011, 11:52 am
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Re: Your soundtrack to the deed
Plastic Bertrand's Ca Plane Pour Moi. In time to the music.
Jan 23rd 2011, 1:09 pm
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Re: Your soundtrack to the deed
Zorba The Greek .
Da Dang click un click un click un Da Da Da Dang.
There are a few tricks to this one to heighten the pleasure.
Don't go thrusting it in right up to the hilt straight off.
Just inch your way in (depending on how much you have to spare)
On the first Da Dang Get your bell end in.
Then ... click un click un click un Da Da Da Dang! now the next inch(25 mil if your working in metric) You should be in and out by the 8th bar.
Use the same tempo for withdrawal.
It's great when your at the gallop in the midsection of the tune,though it can take a bit of control to rein the beast back in again toward the end.
A method I adopt is to visualise Anthony Quinn.
Enjoy!
Da Dang click un click un click un Da Da Da Dang.
There are a few tricks to this one to heighten the pleasure.
Don't go thrusting it in right up to the hilt straight off.
Just inch your way in (depending on how much you have to spare)
On the first Da Dang Get your bell end in.
Then ... click un click un click un Da Da Da Dang! now the next inch(25 mil if your working in metric) You should be in and out by the 8th bar.
Use the same tempo for withdrawal.
It's great when your at the gallop in the midsection of the tune,though it can take a bit of control to rein the beast back in again toward the end.
A method I adopt is to visualise Anthony Quinn.
Enjoy!
Jan 23rd 2011, 1:18 pm
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Proudly Deplorable
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Re: Your soundtrack to the deed
The Hokey Kokey
Jan 23rd 2011, 5:58 pm
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