nephilim

You reap what you sow .How long is a piece of string.How many apples in a barrow of grapes.z

TraceyW

"There are only two things in life you have to do; die and take up space. For everything else there is a choice and a consequence "

worzel

I like Billy Connolly's "Don't judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes, but then he is a mile away and has no shoes so it doesn't matter"

Sparky wife

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans

Vim Fuego

Don't follow leaders, watch your parking meters.

Timber Floor Au

SHould that have been ...

There are only two things in life you have to do; die and take up space. For everything else there is BARCLAYCARD

Sally Simpson

moneypenny20

My signature. Yes I know the latin is wrong but let's face it, it's not an actual phrase dating back to latin times anyway. One day I will get the more 'popular' version but this does for me now.

For those that don't know it means Don't Let the B*st*rds Grind You Down.

Another one I love is Life's a B*tch and Then You Die. Unfortunately it doesn't sound so good when your 5 year old daughter says it to her grandmother

St.Georges Girl

I like these....

'Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.'

'Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery,
Today is a gift, that's why we call it 'the present'.'

'There are two choices in life, live it or leave it.'

...and my signature.

borolad

you can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead .

mind over matter, i dont mind and you dont matter.

speed of a race horse , strength of a shire horse, pitty brains of a rocking horse.

JoanL

Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof - or in other words, worry about something when or if it happens.

nanny2six

The pen is mightier than the sword

I'll wipe that smile off you face

If you break your leg dont come running to me

I'll put that smile on the other side of your face

Three Legs

Very wise words

Fail to prepare ... prepare to fail.

A couple that really grate my balls ...

Aussies using ...

"Next cab off the rank ..." or "lining up our ducks" in business situations.

Just f*** off.

The OH

There's no F in COD

She's been hit with the ugly stick

My Polish father said this: 'We are like to pisses in a pot' [translated 2 peas in a pod] and driving on a dual carriageway he said, 'we can stop at the layabout'

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

A penny saved is a penny earned......Mmmmm

How are you fixed for a few bob?

eddie007

same shit, shinier bucket