You know you're from Scotland when....
Jul 22nd 2008, 10:19 am
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Re: You know you're from Scotland when....
Nth Qld ppl think your from
a)Ireland
b)England
c)France
d)Switzerland (I kid you not)
and when you finally say Glasgow, they then ask you where that is
a)Ireland
b)England
c)France
d)Switzerland (I kid you not)
and when you finally say Glasgow, they then ask you where that is
Jul 22nd 2008, 10:22 am
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Re: You know you're from Scotland when....
(ive heard that one before
)do you ever remember that daft american reporter once referring to Edinburgh as 'edinbro'
i remember seeing it on one of these funny outtake shows!! eejit !!
Jul 22nd 2008, 10:25 am
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Re: You know you're from Scotland when....
It was when the English comentators claimed Scots as British whenever they won something (which wasnt often):curse:
Jul 22nd 2008, 10:30 am
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Re: You know you're from Scotland when....
Mackays CBD is described as violent at night and you snigger with a (they dont know what violent is kind of a look).
The local paper even had front page headlines of youths graffiting a park shelter.
The local paper even had front page headlines of youths graffiting a park shelter.
Jul 22nd 2008, 11:13 am
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Re: You know you're from Scotland when....
So let me recall someof these glorious Scottish highlights...
Glen Michael
Fran n Anna
Johnnie Beattie
Sidney Devine
Lena Zavaroni
Lena Martell
Thingymajig - WTF was the name of that highland dancing show that was on STV on Sunday nights ?
Late Call
Arthur Montford on Scotsport
Mental note to us all - never take the piss out of the lack of Aussie talent or culture !
Glen Michael
Fran n Anna
Johnnie Beattie
Sidney Devine
Lena Zavaroni
Lena Martell
Thingymajig - WTF was the name of that highland dancing show that was on STV on Sunday nights ?
Late Call
Arthur Montford on Scotsport
Mental note to us all - never take the piss out of the lack of Aussie talent or culture !
Jul 22nd 2008, 1:31 pm
#38
not sure...
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Re: You know you're from Scotland when....
Once my OH saw we could get Bru in Sydney that sealed the decision to move over. Anyhin else is just pish...
Jul 22nd 2008, 1:33 pm
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Re: You know you're from Scotland when....
What about Francie & Josie. Youtube has video clips.
PS Irn bru in Oz is piss weak...not like the real stuff in a glass bottle from Glasgow with real fizz and a bite to boot.
PS Irn bru in Oz is piss weak...not like the real stuff in a glass bottle from Glasgow with real fizz and a bite to boot.
Jul 22nd 2008, 3:43 pm
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Re: You know you're from Scotland when....
We've had to drink the weak pish for years, can only get cans or plastic bottles in London. I'm sure we'll manage somehow...!
Jul 23rd 2008, 1:32 am
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shoot from the hip,baby
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Re: You know you're from Scotland when....
My husband's favourite words to use at work when he's p'd off at someone...........
"HAW!!!.........FANNYBAWS!"
sic - a man having both a vagina and scrotal sack
Total class, man!
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P.S. my favourite description of a furniture item which hasn't been dusted in a while - "a stoory sideboard"! C'mon, I'm sure it wisnae jist us!
"HAW!!!.........FANNYBAWS!"
sic - a man having both a vagina and scrotal sack
Total class, man!
x
P.S. my favourite description of a furniture item which hasn't been dusted in a while - "a stoory sideboard"! C'mon, I'm sure it wisnae jist us!
Jul 23rd 2008, 1:47 am
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Re: You know you're from Scotland when....
Rab c nesbitt,what a legend
Jul 23rd 2008, 1:48 am
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Jul 23rd 2008, 1:52 am
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Re: You know you're from Scotland when....
What about Billy connolly's version of the crusifiction as happened in glasgow not gallilee
