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Old Nov 17th 2013, 6:03 am
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Originally Posted by old.sparkles
.....and doesn't grow where it should?
Exactly
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YKYNLYW

you step past the porches, the Aston, the Ferrari


and step inside a Mulsanne

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When you can't get to the phone before the answer machine kicks in
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you have to start waxing yer arsehole.
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Default Re: You know you're no longer young when...

Originally Posted by scottishcelts
you have to start waxing yer arsehole.
Why can't the arsehole do his/her own waxing?

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Old Nov 21st 2013, 10:07 pm
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Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
Why can't the arsehole do his/her own waxing?

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Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
Why can't the arsehole do his/her own waxing?

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts
you have to start waxing yer arsehole.
That's a lot of wax in yer case
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YKYNLYW.... you don't even care that you have a hairy undercarriage, and anyway it blends in with your grey undies.
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....you have all the gadgetry that you want, and some more.
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Originally Posted by Bernieboy
That's a lot of wax in yer case
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Default Re: You know you're no longer young when...

Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
Why can't the arsehole do his/her own waxing?

that's like the 2 ladies in a beauty parlour, one says 'i'm getting my arsehole bleached' the other one says 'can't really imagine your Dave as a blonde'
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