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Old Oct 31st 2011, 10:00 am
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Originally Posted by ozzieeagle
As opposed to having this lot running you LOL

http://faymondo.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=468&h=420
Still better than Kevin.

How can you have a leader called Kevin...come on.
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Old Oct 31st 2011, 10:26 am
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Originally Posted by paulry
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That might be because you are getting your parting burnt...?
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Old Oct 31st 2011, 2:23 pm
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Originally Posted by Perthbum
How can you have a leader called Kevin...come on.
i concur. Kevin was the guy at school who wore white socks with his half mast school trousers. I cant take the name seriously.

Having said that, I would like to apologise to anyone called kevin......for being called kevin
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Old Oct 31st 2011, 2:29 pm
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When you don't live in Melbourne, go to the local hardware store for some timber and find that they are closed for the Melbourne Cup.

(Just helping out)
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Old Oct 31st 2011, 2:42 pm
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Originally Posted by In Exile
i concur. Kevin was the guy at school who wore white socks with his half mast school trousers. I cant take the name seriously.

Having said that, I would like to apologise to anyone called kevin......for being called kevin

On behalf of all Kevins, everywhere, I'd like to say.....it wasn't their fault.
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Old Oct 31st 2011, 2:43 pm
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You try and buy mushrooms from a fruit and veg stall only to be informed 'I've been flogged on the mushies' . And they speak the same language?!
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Old Oct 31st 2011, 2:49 pm
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Originally Posted by Bix
On behalf of all Kevins, everywhere, I'd like to say.....it wasn't their fault.
I'll tell that to my son
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Originally Posted by Turban Explorer
You try and buy mushrooms from a fruit and veg stall only to be informed 'I've been flogged on the mushies' . And they speak the same language?!
maybe he was laid down on the mushroom pile and flogged...with a leek or some other root vegetable, presumably with a bit more weight.
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Originally Posted by paulry
I'll tell that to my son
he knows it wasnt his fault
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Originally Posted by In Exile
he knows it wasnt his fault
It was either that or Malcolm.
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Originally Posted by In Exile
maybe he was laid down on the mushroom pile and flogged...with a leek or some other root vegetable, presumably with a bit more weight.
Shot putted with a pumpkin?
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Originally Posted by paulry
It was either that or Malcolm.
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You get blank looks when you try and explain what a proper horse race is.
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Originally Posted by Turban Explorer
Shot putted with a pumpkin?
i'm thinking more probably skewered with something like a leek or a courgette with some girth
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Originally Posted by Burbage
You get blank looks when you try and explain what a proper horse race is.
That's the one that kills quite a few horses isn't it?

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