Pollyana

High street chain Boots has apologised for sending a man a loyalty card in the name of 'Dr A Suicide Bomber.'

Boots said it was "very sorry for any upset" and said it had launched a "full and detailed investigation" into how the "appalling hoax" occurred.

Mr Adams said he had telephoned Boots to complain.

Bernieboy

Now we know were Gerry gets his shampoo

Pollyana

He should've givben them the right address for his card though, he'll miss out on all his points now :

EvannTel

LOL
He's obviously a bit of a w@nker who deserves a setup.

Bernieboy

Oh well he wont need shampoo if he should mmm lose his head

Pollyana

Very true Wonder if that guy actually tried to use the card? Imagine walking into a branch of Boots and handing it to the cashier, be interesting to see if she noticed the name

Bernieboy

Not unless it was written in polish

Pollyana

Thats a good point!

Bernieboy

Put it on my boots(and panties) card

Pollyana

yea, can't waste it, they all add up......you could end up with enough to buy me a Christmas present

Bernieboy

We Buddhists dont believe in xmas

Pollyana

Ah yes, how convenient

Bernieboy

Worked when i was jewish too,you think this is an Irish nose

Pollyana

Get you a long coat and you'd easily pass for Fagin

Bernieboy

Who you calling a fag