Would you do unto others.....
Nov 20th 2007, 7:01 pm
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Re: Would you do unto others.....
i bring the best cheese cake...everytime..
Nov 20th 2007, 7:13 pm
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Re: Would you do unto others.....
personally I wouldn't Sam, but then if I felt that strongly I wouldn't go at all
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Nov 20th 2007, 7:16 pm
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Nov 20th 2007, 7:25 pm
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Nov 20th 2007, 8:37 pm
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Nov 20th 2007, 9:03 pm
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Re: Would you do unto others.....
turn up really early thats more annoying!
Nov 20th 2007, 9:09 pm
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Re: Would you do unto others.....
as they have done to you??
let me explain
Just before we jetted off on our hols to lovley QLD, we invited a fair fews friends around for the evening!
We told them any time from 6pm and i would do small finger food.
One party rolled up at 7.40pm and announced 'oh we've eaten already'
This really pissed me off, as they knew i had done food and the time was from 6pm! (perhaps i should have stipulated at 6pm)!!
any way, i digress!
They are having a 'do' this Sat!
Just had a text from 6pm, bring meat and plate!
I'm very tempted to take half a dozen crap sausages, eat before hand and turn up at 7.30pm!
Would you????????
let me explain
Just before we jetted off on our hols to lovley QLD, we invited a fair fews friends around for the evening!
We told them any time from 6pm and i would do small finger food.
One party rolled up at 7.40pm and announced 'oh we've eaten already'
This really pissed me off, as they knew i had done food and the time was from 6pm! (perhaps i should have stipulated at 6pm)!!
any way, i digress!
They are having a 'do' this Sat!
Just had a text from 6pm, bring meat and plate!
I'm very tempted to take half a dozen crap sausages, eat before hand and turn up at 7.30pm!
Would you????????
but make sure you eat before you go.
Nov 20th 2007, 9:11 pm
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Re: Would you do unto others.....
I would eat a substantial meal before you go, then bring the spiciest food you can find - I mean REALLY spicy, proper ring-stingers that burn the choccy starfish on exit.
Then say 'Oh we have brought you this'. Then don't eat a thing and if they say anything just say 'We ate a three course meal earlier'
Watch them burn their mouths and then quickly go upstairs and swap their loo roll for the stiff paper stuff (Izal I think its called).
Break the toilet so it doesn't flush so that when they empty their burning exploding poo boxes, it will just build up.
Then as cool as a cucumber say 'Must go, had a lovely time, catch you later'
And as you go out of the door say 'Isn't that faeces I can smell? Someone has an upset stomach' - do that in your poshest voice.
(only joking of course, two wrongs don't make a right but it can be good fun pretending otherwise)
Then say 'Oh we have brought you this'. Then don't eat a thing and if they say anything just say 'We ate a three course meal earlier'
Watch them burn their mouths and then quickly go upstairs and swap their loo roll for the stiff paper stuff (Izal I think its called).
Break the toilet so it doesn't flush so that when they empty their burning exploding poo boxes, it will just build up.
Then as cool as a cucumber say 'Must go, had a lovely time, catch you later'
And as you go out of the door say 'Isn't that faeces I can smell? Someone has an upset stomach' - do that in your poshest voice.
(only joking of course, two wrongs don't make a right but it can be good fun pretending otherwise)
Nov 20th 2007, 9:18 pm
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Re: Would you do unto others.....
as they have done to you??
let me explain
Just before we jetted off on our hols to lovley QLD, we invited a fair fews friends around for the evening!
We told them any time from 6pm and i would do small finger food.
One party rolled up at 7.40pm and announced 'oh we've eaten already'
This really pissed me off, as they knew i had done food and the time was from 6pm! (perhaps i should have stipulated at 6pm)!!
any way, i digress!
They are having a 'do' this Sat!
Just had a text from 6pm, bring meat and plate!
I'm very tempted to take half a dozen crap sausages, eat before hand and turn up at 7.30pm!
Would you????????
let me explain
Just before we jetted off on our hols to lovley QLD, we invited a fair fews friends around for the evening!
We told them any time from 6pm and i would do small finger food.
One party rolled up at 7.40pm and announced 'oh we've eaten already'
This really pissed me off, as they knew i had done food and the time was from 6pm! (perhaps i should have stipulated at 6pm)!!
any way, i digress!
They are having a 'do' this Sat!
Just had a text from 6pm, bring meat and plate!
I'm very tempted to take half a dozen crap sausages, eat before hand and turn up at 7.30pm!
Would you????????
And then because they turned up late they didn't expect food and sorted themselves out - that seems like a polite thing to me not rude.
Nov 20th 2007, 9:20 pm
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Re: Would you do unto others.....
I've got no advice whatsoever mate, I'm afraid! I've tried and tried this 'making an effort to build friendships' thing and it just doesn't work.
Either we've got two heads and our kids are little devils, or we're from Mars and everyone else is from Venus.
I don't think I can be bothered with the dissapointment anymore
Things start to look promising and people seem genuine, but it's all a one way street and I'm fed up with it all.
Sorry - no help at all and ranting - not a good combination
Take Aston's Cheesecake and smash it in the host's face? OK, slightly OTT, but they would enjoy the 'Scooby Doo' moment afterwards.
Jules
Either we've got two heads and our kids are little devils, or we're from Mars and everyone else is from Venus.
I don't think I can be bothered with the dissapointment anymore
Things start to look promising and people seem genuine, but it's all a one way street and I'm fed up with it all.
Sorry - no help at all and ranting - not a good combination
Take Aston's Cheesecake and smash it in the host's face? OK, slightly OTT, but they would enjoy the 'Scooby Doo' moment afterwards.
Jules
Nov 20th 2007, 9:33 pm
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Re: Would you do unto others.....
I can never get over this 'bring meat and plate' thing
If i'm having a party i supply the booze and food, always have done. I find it rude to ask others to bring their own. But thats just me.
So i would go regardless...less the food. I would eat before i went anyway.
If i'm having a party i supply the booze and food, always have done. I find it rude to ask others to bring their own. But thats just me.
So i would go regardless...less the food. I would eat before i went anyway.
Nov 20th 2007, 9:40 pm
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Re: Would you do unto others.....
I've got no advice whatsoever mate, I'm afraid! I've tried and tried this 'making an effort to build friendships' thing and it just doesn't work.
Either we've got two heads and our kids are little devils, or we're from Mars and everyone else is from Venus.
I don't think I can be bothered with the dissapointment anymore
Things start to look promising and people seem genuine, but it's all a one way street and I'm fed up with it all.
Sorry - no help at all and ranting - not a good combination
Take Aston's Cheesecake and smash it in the host's face? OK, slightly OTT, but they would enjoy the 'Scooby Doo' moment afterwards.
Jules
Either we've got two heads and our kids are little devils, or we're from Mars and everyone else is from Venus.
I don't think I can be bothered with the dissapointment anymore
Things start to look promising and people seem genuine, but it's all a one way street and I'm fed up with it all.
Sorry - no help at all and ranting - not a good combination
Take Aston's Cheesecake and smash it in the host's face? OK, slightly OTT, but they would enjoy the 'Scooby Doo' moment afterwards.
Jules
oi,im ya mate,,even though you acussed me of talking shite the last time we met...
you must of mixed me up with someone else...
i think your lot are great,,,whats a matter with you?
p.s you can shuv ya boat up ya 4r5e,
i dont want to be your mate because you have a great boat...i just like ya,,,ast
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