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Pollyana Mar 5th 2011 9:04 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9220084)
Nope but a :beer: would go down well,i mean if ashley cole can shoot someone at work and get away with it surely the barfly can have a drink:D

:D I know the feeling, I feel like kr&p here and a whole day to go, Lemsip ain't working! Can't you rig up a drip filled with :beer: and attach it to yourself when no-one's looking? Might shut the baby up too!!

Bernieboy Mar 5th 2011 9:06 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9220099)
:D I know the feeling, I feel like kr&p here and a whole day to go, Lemsip ain't working! Can't you rig up a drip filled with :beer: and attach it to yourself when no-one's looking? Might shut the baby up too!!

Toally unethnical and just what i expect from a member of the Queensland community,don't take up nursing:p

Pollyana Mar 5th 2011 9:08 pm

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9220107)
Toally unethnical and just what i expect from a member of the Queensland community,don't take up nursing:p

:scaredhair: :rofl: I can't imagine anything less likely than me taking up nursing, I shall leave that to you professionals!

scottishcelts Mar 5th 2011 10:28 pm

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9220068)
That babies who squak DON'T belong in an intensive care unit,SHUUUUUUUT UUUUUUP:frown:

:ohmy:

Bernieboy Mar 5th 2011 10:32 pm

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9220234)
:ohmy:

Oul mother hen:p

BadgeIsBack Mar 6th 2011 9:49 am

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Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9219281)
The same forum that hosted Hardcore Lady Di Porn for many hours before a sleepy Mod decided it was unsuitable? Surely Schum Mischtake :D

Where? I missed it.


Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9219343)
I had a landlady once who used to sunbathe topless in the back garden. She stopped after my boyfriend (once he'd had a good eyeful himself) pointed out that we were on a bus route and they used double deckers, so everyone on the top deck could see her assets as they went past :rofl:

Where? I missed it. ;-)

Pollyana Mar 6th 2011 9:52 am

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Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack (Post 9221018)
Where? I missed it.

Long deleted :p


Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack (Post 9221018)
Where? I missed it. ;-)

Portslade, near Hove actually :sneaky:

DeadVim Mar 6th 2011 9:56 am

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Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack (Post 9221018)
Where? I missed it.

It was an eye-opener!

I didn't save the pic, I'm not THAT weird :D

BadgeIsBack Mar 6th 2011 10:10 am

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9221023)
Long deleted :p

Portslade, near Hove actually :sneaky:

:p


Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9221034)
I didn't save the pic, I'm not THAT weird :D

Have you seen the one with one Germaine Greer peeking out from the photo in a yoga position..I dare someone...

I learnt the other day that the scenario "'in your w' bank " (ie. a good sighting) can be commonly expressed with "File - Save"...:p

BadgeIsBack Mar 6th 2011 10:16 am

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Vim, just googled it and found a 'gash' shot. Not the gash shot I had in mind...a gash caused by twisted metal.

Bernieboy Mar 6th 2011 12:23 pm

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Today i learnt that saffers are shit at cricket:frown:

Pollyana Mar 8th 2011 3:22 pm

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That "Intelligent Buildings" may be environmentally friendly but they aren't employee-friendly :eek: Having to wear gloves to work because of the cold INSIDE the office was quite common back in draughty old UK police stations, but in BRISBANE? :scaredhair:

avi Mar 8th 2011 4:36 pm

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That sleeping on the floor is NOT fun. Dreading the next 44 days of this sleeping on the floor.

scottishcelts Mar 8th 2011 11:03 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9225884)
That "Intelligent Buildings" may be environmentally friendly but they aren't employee-friendly :eek: Having to wear gloves to work because of the cold INSIDE the office was quite common back in draughty old UK police stations, but in BRISBANE? :scaredhair:

Do you not, like, work in a satellite on the moon or summink? :blink:

That would explain why you are so cold.

:rolleyes:

Pollyana Mar 9th 2011 4:23 am

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9226850)
Do you not, like, work in a satellite on the moon or summink? :blink:

That would explain why you are so cold.

:rolleyes:

Feels like it sometimes, new building looks like something out of the space age. We're on a mission to see how quick we can trash it into something liveable! :D

scottishcelts Mar 9th 2011 4:32 am

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9227277)
Feels like it sometimes, new building looks like something out of the space age. We're on a mission to see how quick we can trash it into something liveable! :D

Seen the fb pics - :blink: space age indeed!

Pollyana Mar 9th 2011 4:41 am

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9227287)
Seen the fb pics - :blink: space age indeed!

:thumbup:
Its certainly not a friendly place to work,the whole building has a strange feeling about it.
Talking to one of our security guys the other day and he says that back in the days of the last century when Brisbane was full of unsavoury characters (more so than now!) they just used to bump each other off and dump the bodies on the rubbish heaps on the edge of town. In those days Kedron WAS the edge of town, and the building has been constructed on the site of one of those rubbish dumps. Explains the ghosts I've felt in the old building since the construction work got under way, and could explain why the new one has such a bad feeling about it........I bet there's a few unsettled spirits out there :scaredhair:

The Premier is supposed to be officially opening it tomorrow - my day off (thank you God) and apparently people are booking sickies faster than they have ever been booked before :rofl:

scottishcelts Mar 9th 2011 4:45 am

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9227302)
:thumbup:
Its certainly not a friendly place to work,the whole building has a strange feeling about it.
Talking to one of our security guys the other day and he says that back in the days of the last century when Brisbane was full of unsavoury characters (more so than now!) they just used to bump each other off and dump the bodies on the rubbish heaps on the edge of town. In those days Kedron WAS the edge of town, and the building has been constructed on the site of one of those rubbish dumps. Explains the ghosts I've felt in the old building since the construction work got under way, and could explain why the new one has such a bad feeling about it........I bet there's a few unsettled spirits out there :scaredhair:

The Premier is supposed to be officially opening it tomorrow - my day off (thank you God) and apparently people are booking sickies faster than they have ever been booked before :rofl:

:eek: thank good for today then ey!


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