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bezzanbob Jan 26th 2011 8:04 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 
I've learnt that noodles in a cup a soup form a bug lump at the bottom of your mug.

paulry Jan 26th 2011 8:58 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by hevs (Post 9129955)
Apart from porn

Not come across any of that yet :angel_smile:, I must be moving in the wrong circles. Next I'll be told that drug availabilty is high here as well :lol:

hevs Jan 26th 2011 8:58 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by paulry (Post 9131001)
Not come across any of that yet :angel_smile:, I must be moving in the wrong circles. Next I'll be told that drug availabilty is high here as well :lol:

Nah, thats SA :p:D

paulry Jan 26th 2011 9:00 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by bezzanbob (Post 9130878)
I've learnt that noodles in a cup a soup form a bug lump at the bottom of your mug.

:lol: That's a blast from the past! Pot Noodles are the same. Used to love them but they taste disgusting these days.

paulry Jan 26th 2011 9:01 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by hevs (Post 9131003)
Nah, thats SA :p:D

...Gutted :(






:D

Turban Explorer Jan 27th 2011 9:11 am

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 
That when it comes to importing a boat into Australia customs officers have no clue what they are doing.......It's getting to the stage when I might need to employ a translator. :frown:

hevs Jan 27th 2011 9:14 am

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 
No matter what I do, how much I clean/ put lime, do the friggin chicken dance, my chickens are smelly smelly bastards and I just dont know what to do now :confused:

Pollyana Jan 27th 2011 12:54 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by hevs (Post 9132167)
No matter what I do, how much I clean/ put lime, do the friggin chicken dance, my chickens are smelly smelly bastards and I just dont know what to do now :confused:

You need a Chicken Superhero to come round and bath them for you :lol: :sneaky:

Bernieboy Jan 27th 2011 1:19 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9132673)
You need a Chicken Superhero to come round and bath them for you :lol: :sneaky:

I like to bath chicks;)

Pollyana Jan 27th 2011 1:29 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9132727)
I like to bath chicks;)

:lol: No dear, wrong sort, these chicks have feathers........:sneaky:

Bernieboy Jan 27th 2011 1:31 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9132747)
:lol: No dear, wrong sort, these chicks have feathers........:sneaky:

I'd give them a good plucking first:D

Pollyana Jan 27th 2011 1:46 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9132754)
I'd give them a good plucking first:D

Mind the feathers don't block the plughole then :p

hevs Jan 27th 2011 9:06 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9132754)
I'd give them a good plucking first:D

So we add beastiality to the list now..:sneaky:


Its not the chickens themselves, but the ground they walk on....Actually no, the ground the crap on :sneaky:

Bernieboy Jan 27th 2011 9:55 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by hevs (Post 9133769)
So we add beastiality to the list now..:sneaky:


Its not the chickens themselves, but the ground they walk on....Actually no, the ground the crap on :sneaky:

Maybe you need to put them in nappies.

Pollyana Jan 27th 2011 10:26 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9133895)
Maybe you need to put them in nappies.

There ya go Hevs, a way to keep the kids out of mischief, put them in charge of putting nappies on the chickens :scaredhair:


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