scottishcelts

That 12 yr old birthdays don't just cost you the price of the pressies.

paulry

And no doubt infinitely more pleasurable than waking up without your clothes after a vat of wine

al150n

I've learnt that leaving the remote for the garage door on the ledge by the front door was not a good move when having a 6 year olds birthday party. Have had to find the spare one to shut the door tonight.

I wonder where it will turn up Little buggers/monkeys!

Alison x

Bernieboy

Just be happy they didn't get the car keys,wee hoons

al150n

They were hung up out of the way. I'm not a completely muppet

Alison x

Turban Explorer

That I still hate doing washing and ironing. That the weather in Cairns is just so ridiculously hot that 5 minutes outside leaves you sweating like a rapist.

paulry

The uni student girl next door who right now is sunbathing topless on the roof has got Canberra's tiniest titties.

scottishcelts

That a trip to the Big W never costs less than $200 whenever I venture over there.

Turban Explorer

That there isn't a cat basket for sale in Cairns for love nor money so pea brain will be back in the rucksack is this next cyclone heads our way.

That arranging to go out for a night with a group of girls involves endless hassle - putting money in a kitty, talking outfits and transport arrangement - contrasting rather badly to getting pissed with blokes, where you just haul up at a bar and get stuck in.

DeadVim

In the era of rampant digital camera ownership this could not have been illustrated pictorally?

paulry

I did consider that alas wifey was watching me way too closely. Maybe next time.

DeadVim

Show me there is life in the capital!

paulry

Deal If the twin peaks (or in this case, hillocks ) are out tomorrow you'll be treated to the full vista

DeadVim

Fantastic, if the censorship on here makes it impossible (unlikely but...) then email me at [email protected]

OzJo

I learnt that I really should say no to the last glass of red!!