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Amazulu Jan 21st 2011 4:05 am

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 
Some people think that mateship is UNIQUE to Australia - apparently.

ozzieeagle Jan 21st 2011 4:14 am

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Originally Posted by jad n rich (Post 9117420)
That everytime you open a bill now you will nearly die of freaking shock:eek: and will spend at least an hour per bill trying to negotiate some better, deal, plan, supplier.

:thumbdown:


Aint that the truth.... :thumbup:

Which is why I generally always listen to those people that flog electricity supply at the door.

Just about to pay the last Red Energy bill who upped their base price to 20.5 cents per KWh.... after having listened to a door knocker from Australia power and Gas... who charge 18.4 cents per KWh. @ my average of 45 KWh per day average use thats a big saving, over a year. Circa 365 bucks or there abouts.... or the equivalent of getting 4+ months of internet connection for nout.

Officer Dibble Jan 21st 2011 4:48 am

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That all of the new BE members seem to disappear at the same time.

Kelli28 Jan 21st 2011 5:52 am

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Originally Posted by ozzieeagle (Post 9117391)
That Women generally are far better at detecting bullsheet than most blokes and spend their valuable time far more effectively. :o

That's coz it takes one to know one :rofl:

Turban Explorer Jan 21st 2011 6:02 am

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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble (Post 9117576)
That all of the new BE members seem to disappear at the same time.

Did you not get your ' jacuzzi, champagne, hookers, piles of white powder ' invite?

Officer Dibble Jan 21st 2011 6:10 am

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Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9117655)
Did you not get your ' jacuzzi, champagne, hookers, piles of white powder ' invite?

No I didnt and I'm effing well pissed off. Is it coz is black?

carolinephillips Jan 21st 2011 7:42 am

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Nuffink -slow learner, me. Might remember in about two weeks, but probably not.

Sam Jan 21st 2011 9:54 am

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to never take my teenage girls shopping when they know it's my pay day
:sneaky:

Scubaemma Jan 21st 2011 10:26 am

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That it IS still too muddy/boggy to take the Paddy Wagon off road near the river today, regardless of what my partner said.....

(yes we got bogged, yes some lovely random people came and helped push us out!)
:lol:

aston Jan 21st 2011 10:30 am

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that the pipe for A TOILET HAS TO BE a minimum..450mm from the wall

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2011 10:41 am

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That certain english members of BE are sore loooosssers when their cricket team get thrashed:rolleyes:

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2011 10:42 am

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Originally Posted by Scubaemma (Post 9118033)
That it IS still too muddy/boggy to take the Paddy Wagon off road near the river today, regardless of what my partner said.....

(yes we got bogged, yes some lovely random people came and helped push us out!)
:lol:

Random people are always helpful,at gunpoint:D

Pollyana Jan 21st 2011 10:47 am

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by Scubaemma (Post 9118033)
That it IS still too muddy/boggy to take the Paddy Wagon off road near the river today, regardless of what my partner said.....

(yes we got bogged, yes some lovely random people came and helped push us out!)
:lol:

At least you're home now :thumbsup:


Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9118071)
Random people are always helpful,at gunpoint:D

:eek::lol:

Scubaemma Jan 21st 2011 10:54 am

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9118071)
Random people are always helpful,at gunpoint:D

:ohmy::lol:

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9118080)
At least you're home now :thumbsup:

:thumbup: and it is lush!

Pollyana Jan 21st 2011 11:00 am

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by Scubaemma (Post 9118083)
:ohmy::lol:


:thumbup: and it is lush!

Can't believe you ahd to wait so long for the power. Been watchign the figures drop every hour and still you were waiting....have you upset someone in Energex? :lol:

unfair dinkum Jan 21st 2011 11:02 am

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by Officer Dibble (Post 9117576)
That all of the new BE members seem to disappear at the same time.

:rofl::eek::confused::sneaky:

unfair dinkum Jan 21st 2011 11:06 am

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that there's an air of suspicion surrounding some of the new members

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2011 11:19 am

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9118092)
Can't believe you ahd to wait so long for the power. Been watchign the figures drop every hour and still you were waiting....have you upset someone in Energex? :lol:

She's a CO,tis her job to piss people off,unless they are random people of course.

Pollyana Jan 21st 2011 11:24 am

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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble (Post 9117576)
That all of the new BE members seem to disappear at the same time.

Maybe they are all in the same closet :D

scottishcelts Jan 21st 2011 11:25 am

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9118139)
Maybe they are all in the same closet :D

Berbie's in the closet? :eek:

Pollyana Jan 21st 2011 11:45 am

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9118140)
Berbie's in the closet? :eek:

Noooo, the newbies :rolleyes: Keep up dear.....:D

Berbie's busying placating screaming babies......good training for a future career as a Mod :rofl:

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2011 11:45 am

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9118140)
Berbie's in the closet? :eek:

Tis my comfort zone,i am free to express myself in there:D

scottishcelts Jan 21st 2011 11:46 am

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9118180)
Noooo, the newbies :rolleyes: Keep up dear.....:D

Berbie's busying placating screaming babies......good training for a future career as a Mod :rofl:

:D

scottishcelts Jan 21st 2011 11:46 am

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9118183)
Tis my comfort zone,i am free to express myself in there:D

Yes I have heard. ;)

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2011 11:49 am

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9118188)
Yes I have heard. ;)

I knew you would understand,now organise a curry for the thurs i arrive in Brisbane,me and yer woman will need feeding:thumbsup:

scottishcelts Jan 21st 2011 11:51 am

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9118192)
I knew you would understand,now organise a curry for the thurs i arrive in Brisbane,me and yer woman will need feeding:thumbsup:

Meet Gav in the city when he finishes work and he will bring ya both over, you can stay over if you want (I promise not to get the axe out this time :(:o).

:thumbup:

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2011 11:53 am

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9118198)
Meet Gav in the city when he finishes work and he will bring ya both over, you can stay over if you want (I promise not to get the axe out this time :(:o).

:thumbup:

I arrive at 0700 hours so if im still awake when Gav finishes,job done.:thumbup:

scottishcelts Jan 21st 2011 11:56 am

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9118199)
I arrive at 0700 hours so if im still awake when Gav finishes,job done.:thumbup:

:sneaky: no chance :lol:

Pollyana Jan 21st 2011 11:57 am

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9118199)
I arrive at 0700 hours so if im still awake when Gav finishes,job done.:thumbup:

I'm on nights, I come straight from work to meet you at the airport so we will have to keep each other awake :lol:

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2011 12:13 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9118205)
I'm on nights, I come straight from work to meet you at the airport so we will have to keep each other awake :lol:

What a horrible thought:p

Pollyana Jan 21st 2011 12:14 pm

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9118236)
What a horrible thought:p

I love you too :p Watch out or I might even make you hug me when you get off the plane :rofl: :sneaky:

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2011 12:16 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9118238)
I love you too :p Watch out or I might even make you hug me when you get off the plane :rofl: :sneaky:

Oh holy Buddha,im flying straight to Melbourne,cancel dinner Wendy:blink:

scottishcelts Jan 21st 2011 12:18 pm

Re: Wot tings ave yous learrnt tooday?
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9118245)
Oh holy Buddha,im flying straight to Melbourne,cancel dinner Wendy:blink:

:lol:










- no. :sneaky:

Pollyana Jan 21st 2011 12:18 pm

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9118245)
Oh holy Buddha,im flying straight to Melbourne,cancel dinner Wendy:blink:

:rofl::rofl: :wub:

Pollyana Jan 21st 2011 12:18 pm

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9118252)
:lol:










- no. :sneaky:

:thumbsup: You tell him! :wub:

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2011 12:36 pm

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I am truely fkd:(

Pollyana Jan 21st 2011 12:52 pm

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9118287)
I am truely fkd:(

You wish :p

Pollyana Jan 21st 2011 1:11 pm

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That moths are stupid........thats the third one tonight which has dived down my cleavage and had to be retrieved looking stunned :lol::eek:

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2011 1:16 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9118337)
That moths are stupid........thats the third one tonight which has dived down my cleavage and had to be retrieved looking stunned :lol::eek:

Unplug yer belly button light ya moth ho:ohmy:

Pollyana Jan 21st 2011 1:18 pm

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9118346)
Unplug yer belly button light ya moth ho:ohmy:

:eek: How did ya know about that! Is there anything you don't know about me :p http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif


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