Amazulu

that there are massive double standards on BE

paulry

Humanity is riddled with double standards

Bernieboy

That speedwalking 15k carrying a heavy rucksack is not as much fun as when i was younger,me feet n back are killing me

Pollyana

You won't be running up Jessop Street next month then

Bernieboy

I have upped my training,i will shit that b'stard street

Pollyana

Speedwalking 15km with yer rucksack is a good start
When I turn up at work with a heavy rucksack though they tell me walking with an light one is just as productive....not that they'd know as they all drive to work

Bernieboy

They speak the truth,i just prefer the weight on my back,reminds me i was married once

Pollyana

reminds you of carrying her over the threshold?

moneypenny20

I learnt, as did Tiddler, that her having a long shower at 5am is liable to wake me up and wind me up far more than is sensible, that if she does it again she is liable to die and that once I've got that angry, I can't then get back to sleep again.

Pollyana

That its possible to accumulate a scary amount of stuff in a locker over two years, including 3 half-eaten jars of vegemite, 8 teaspoons, a Wispa and 2 corkscrews. Oh and there was a bag of twiglets too but they soon vanished

TGA

Get ya'self a mobility scooter mate, i swear by them. Even have baskets on the front so no need for ruck sack.

sorted.

Bernieboy

On ex-brit military chaps use them

Sherlock Holmes

That when drunk, my neighbours say "f**k", more often than usual.

hevs

Ok....waiting for my friends to step in here

moneypenny20

Don't look at me, I was keeping schtum!