World Cup: England v Brazil
Jun 17th 2006, 5:09 pm
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World Cup: England v Brazil
England are drawn against Brazil. Brazil decide Ronaldinho can beat England himself and send him out to play them on his own. The rest of the team stay in the hotel, promising to keep an eye on the score and help out if needed. They check the score after five minutes. Brazil 1 England 0, scorer Ronaldinho. They decide they were right, have nothing to worry about and don't bother to check again until 85 minutes. They are taken aback to find the score is Brazil 1 England 1. They race to the dressing room to find Ronaldinho sitting with his face in his hands and weeping. They ask him what has gone wrong. He replies,"I was sent off after 10 minutes!"
Jun 17th 2006, 5:18 pm
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Re: World Cup: England v Brazil
Originally Posted by wongstonn
England are drawn against Brazil. Brazil decide Ronaldinho can beat England himself and send him out to play them on his own. The rest of the team stay in the hotel, promising to keep an eye on the score and help out if needed. They check the score after five minutes. Brazil 1 England 0, scorer Ronaldinho. They decide they were right, have nothing to worry about and don't bother to check again until 85 minutes. They are taken aback to find the score is Brazil 1 England 1. They race to the dressing room to find Ronaldinho sitting with his face in his hands and weeping. They ask him what has gone wrong. He replies,"I was sent off after 10 minutes!"
Jun 17th 2006, 5:21 pm
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Re: World Cup: England v Brazil
Originally Posted by Wife Beater
Heard the exact same joke last week but England was Australia.
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Jun 17th 2006, 5:28 pm
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Re: World Cup: England v Brazil
Originally Posted by wongstonn
Drat!...it's so difficult to get hold of an original joke nowadays.
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Jun 17th 2006, 7:24 pm
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Re: World Cup: England v Brazil
.........and its not really that funny is it...........? 
Jun 17th 2006, 8:21 pm
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Re: World Cup: England v Brazil
Thought it was a PP post.
Jun 17th 2006, 8:32 pm
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Re: World Cup: England v Brazil
Originally Posted by rossifumi
Thought it was a PP post.
how you doing mate ?
Jun 17th 2006, 9:02 pm
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Re: World Cup: England v Brazil
Originally Posted by CasG
link?
how you doing mate ?
how you doing mate ?
Yes good mate, you?
Just got back from a BBQ, need to get some sleep before tonights football.
Jun 17th 2006, 9:05 pm
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Re: World Cup: England v Brazil
Originally Posted by rossifumi
Hi Cas
Yes good mate, you?
Just got back from a BBQ, need to get some sleep before tonights football.
Yes good mate, you?
Just got back from a BBQ, need to get some sleep before tonights football.
Jun 17th 2006, 9:51 pm
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Re: World Cup: England v Brazil
Originally Posted by rossifumi
Thought it was a PP post.
Jun 17th 2006, 9:52 pm
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Re: World Cup: England v Brazil
Originally Posted by Scossie
Have you got a st st stutter?
Jun 17th 2006, 9:59 pm
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Re: World Cup: England v Brazil
Originally Posted by CasG
he stutters when her name is mentioned..
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Jun 17th 2006, 10:00 pm
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Re: World Cup: England v Brazil
Originally Posted by rossifumi
No, my tourettes kicks in when her name is mentioned.
The characters and events depicted on this
website are fictitious. Any similarity to
actual persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental.
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actual persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental.
