World Cup 2006 Sweepstake
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Originally Posted by Clippies
PMSL you would come over all faint if you saw me painted up like that I can tell you! OOh the nightmares you'd suffer :scared:
There's not much that could shock me.
Give me a peek...
Stop it! Stop it Gedge! Get a grip on yourself.
This is meant to be a strictly professional relationship.
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Originally Posted by gedge
I'm a man of the world.
There's not much that could shock me.
Give me a peek...
Stop it! Stop it Gedge! Get a grip on yourself.
This is meant to be a strictly professional relationship.
There's not much that could shock me.
Give me a peek...
Stop it! Stop it Gedge! Get a grip on yourself.
This is meant to be a strictly professional relationship.
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Anyway boss pull yourself together, if you think this smooth talk is gonna get you out of paying my wages you're very sorely mistaken!
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Originally Posted by Clippies
I couldn't be that cruel to a fellow human being ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Anyway boss pull yourself together, if you think this smooth talk is gonna get you out of paying my wages you're very sorely mistaken!
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Anyway boss pull yourself together, if you think this smooth talk is gonna get you out of paying my wages you're very sorely mistaken!
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There might not be much left in the kitty though.
Me and the lads spent it all in the club, looking for one of those mascot ladies.
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Originally Posted by gedge
Duly noted.
There might not be much left in the kitty though.
Me and the lads spent it all in the club, looking for one of those mascot ladies.
There might not be much left in the kitty though.
Me and the lads spent it all in the club, looking for one of those mascot ladies.
The lads aren't gonna be able to concentrate on the game if they're thinking about mascot ladies!!!
For goodness sake
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Originally Posted by Clippies
Boss! You let me down again and again and again.
The lads aren't gonna be able to concentrate on the game if they're thinking about mascot ladies!!!
For goodness sake
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The lads aren't gonna be able to concentrate on the game if they're thinking about mascot ladies!!!
For goodness sake
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It's not looking good, none of the boys could score.
Best keep training. If we keep hitting the bar one of us is bound to get lucky.
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Originally Posted by gedge
I'm sorry, just trying to keep morale up.
It's not looking good, none of the boys could score.
Best keep training. If we keep hitting the bar one of us is bound to get lucky.
It's not looking good, none of the boys could score.
Best keep training. If we keep hitting the bar one of us is bound to get lucky.
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Can I also remind you that the team are on a strict diet which should not contain alcohol!!!
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Originally Posted by Clippies
Right that's it I'm now banning all viewing of naked ladies or anything of that manner (unless it's your wife of course). If anyone is caught breaking the new rules then you will be eggstremely sorry (oops wrong thread
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Can I also remind you that the team are on a strict diet which should not contain alcohol!!!
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Can I also remind you that the team are on a strict diet which should not contain alcohol!!!
No babes, no booze, just our balls to play with.
Does that apply to management too?
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Originally Posted by Clippies
strict diet which should not contain alcohol!!!
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Originally Posted by gedge
Boo!
No babes, no booze, just our balls to play with.
Does that apply to management too?
No babes, no booze, just our balls to play with.
Does that apply to management too?
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Originally Posted by WendyC
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S'alright Wendy, it's only the players that can't have alcohol
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Originally Posted by Clippies
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S'alright Wendy, it's only the players that can't have alcohol
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Besides, I think I'll need the odd stiff drink with what I have to put up with!
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Originally Posted by gedge
Well I'm not a player so it don't apply.
Besides, I think I'll need the odd stiff drink with what I have to put up with!![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Besides, I think I'll need the odd stiff drink with what I have to put up with!
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Anyway, stiff drinks are fine, but nothing else stiff unless it involves your wife
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BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
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Cheerio, Subbuteo,
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SUBS:
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Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo ®
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Aristotle
Computersezno
YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Itch,
Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanitch,
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Letsgetrich
Shagabitch
RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Whodyanicabolicov,
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SUBS:
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Sodov
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Ivorripabollockov
ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Chatanoogaciouciou,
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SUBS:
U
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DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
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Finallygaveupcountinssen
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Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
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MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
San Francisco,
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Caramba
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SUBS:
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Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison
Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
Pinnochio,
Libero,
Vimto, Memento, Borneo, Tango,
Cheerio, Subbuteo,
Scenario, Fellatio,
Portfolio,
SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo ®
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno
YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Itch,
Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanitch,
Hic, Sic, Spic , Pric,
Digaditch, Fallinaditch,
Horseraditch,
SUBS:
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch
RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Whodyanicabolicov,
Ticlycov, Chesticov, Nasticov,
Slalomsky, Downhillsky,
Risky, Swedishshev, Mastershev,
****ov, Taykitov,
SUBS:
Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Chatanoogaciouciou,
Atishiou, Blessiou, Thankyiou,
Busqueue, Snookercu,
Pennyciou, Twoapennyciou, Fourapennyciou,
I'llgetciou, Youandwhosarmi,
SUBS:
U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu
DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Toomanigoalssen,
Tryandstopussen, Crapdefenssen, Haveagossen,
Firstsson, Seccondsson,
Thirdsson,
Legshurtssen, Notroubleseeingussen,
Wherestheballssen, Getthebeerssen,
SUBS:
Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Baloni,
Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli,
Wotsontelli, Yrarseissmelli, Onetoomani,
Legslikejelli, Havabenni,
Wobblijelli , Spendapenni,
SUBS:
Cantthinkofani!!!
Buggermi
MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
San Francisco,
Costa Brava, Hopelez, Juan Andonly,
Manuel Gearbox,
Don Criformi-Argentina, Skrewdigalz, Luis Canon Sombrero,
Chihuahua, Jose,
SUBS:
Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba
DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Kenning van Hire,
Van Diemansland, Van der Valk, Van Gard Van Erealdizeez,
Ad van Tagus, Hertz van Rental, Transit van Dors,
Van Coova, Van Sprokendown, Aye van Hoe,
SUBS:
Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison
Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
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