Woo Hoo Fairy Liquid has arrived
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Woo Hoo Fairy Liquid has arrived
Walked into Coles last week to find a beautiful display of Fairy Liquid (original AND Lemon varieties) $3 a bottle. First time I have seen it here, they also had dishwasher tablets.
Just love the smell of Fairy it reminds me of Mum washing up when I was a kid
Just love the smell of Fairy it reminds me of Mum washing up when I was a kid
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Re: Woo Hoo Fairy Liquid has arrived
Okkkkk, backs away slowly. <thought I'd heard it all, but find I haven't>
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Re: Woo Hoo Fairy Liquid has arrived
And they also have Confort softener now- love it!!
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Daughter: Mummy why are your hands so soft?
Liverpool Mum: Because I'm only 14.
Liverpool Mum: Because I'm only 14.
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Re: Woo Hoo Fairy Liquid has arrived
"Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with mild green, Fairy liquid"
I can almost feel the bubbles now.
I can almost feel the bubbles now.
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Re: Woo Hoo Fairy Liquid has arrived
was it not always here? I hadnt noticed - I did though buy lots because I am one of these bulk click and collect online shoppers who mass buys anything that comes on offer. (aka sucker for a sale)
The dishwasher tabs are good too - better than the finish ones I was using.
The dishwasher tabs are good too - better than the finish ones I was using.
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Not in my local woolies- will have to trek over to Coles. Used to use the washing powder as it was great for those with skin allergies like my daughter. Wonder if that is coming?
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I hope so! It's the only washing powder that doesn't bring me out in a rash!! I'm permanently itching at the moment.
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A contender for The Most Tedious Joke To Tell Ever ...
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A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man.
"Okay." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face.
Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen.
"Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"
The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show...
...
That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. with mild green, hairy lip squid"
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A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man.
"Okay." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face.
Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen.
"Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"
The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show...
...
That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. with mild green, hairy lip squid"
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Re: Woo Hoo Fairy Liquid has arrived
Once.
With about 20 posts, if I dared to crack the joke, my account would be deleted quicker than I could say 'That Hans...'