Women talk - translated
Feb 19th 2006, 1:40 am
#1
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Women talk - translated
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
Does my bum look big in this? = Tell me
I'm beautiful
Do what you want = You'll pay for this
later
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you
moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late,
you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just
agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have
flabby thighs
You're so.. manly = You need a shave and
you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for
something expensive
It's your decision = The correct decision
should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is
sex all you ever think
about??
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your
shoes and find a good
game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something
today that you're
really not going to like
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
Does my bum look big in this? = Tell me
I'm beautiful
Do what you want = You'll pay for this
later
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you
moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late,
you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just
agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have
flabby thighs
You're so.. manly = You need a shave and
you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for
something expensive
It's your decision = The correct decision
should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is
sex all you ever think
about??
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your
shoes and find a good
game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something
today that you're
really not going to like
Feb 19th 2006, 2:24 am
#2
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Re: Women talk - translated
is right
lol
jan xx
lol
jan xx
Feb 19th 2006, 8:39 am
#3
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Posts: 23,400
Re: Women talk - translated
Well I shall add my beat to this thread, just to point you in the right direction and that.
'Darling, of course you are well endowed, 3 inches is 'the new black' really meaning 'Christ you are a maggot dick'
'You do look very nice in that white vest, shows off your muscles' meaning 'Jesus, you look fat and old in that so please stop sucking in your stomach to make things better'
'Darling, there is nothing wrong with lasting 2 minutes' meaning 'Bloody hell, I havent even got started'
'Me, choose the internet over you? Don't be silly, how can I possible put my cyber friends over you my little stud muffin' meaning 'Please stop talking so I can step into cyberland'
'This dress? Oh it only cost £20' meaning 'Little do you know it cost £520'
'Me, looking at the hunk next door, why hes hideously ugly' meaning, 'It hasnt escaped my notice that a real spunk has moved in next door'
'Darling, of course you are well endowed, 3 inches is 'the new black' really meaning 'Christ you are a maggot dick'
'You do look very nice in that white vest, shows off your muscles' meaning 'Jesus, you look fat and old in that so please stop sucking in your stomach to make things better'
'Darling, there is nothing wrong with lasting 2 minutes' meaning 'Bloody hell, I havent even got started'
'Me, choose the internet over you? Don't be silly, how can I possible put my cyber friends over you my little stud muffin' meaning 'Please stop talking so I can step into cyberland'
'This dress? Oh it only cost £20' meaning 'Little do you know it cost £520'
'Me, looking at the hunk next door, why hes hideously ugly' meaning, 'It hasnt escaped my notice that a real spunk has moved in next door'
Feb 19th 2006, 9:06 am
#4
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Location: Gold Coast!
Posts: 4,231
Re: Women talk - translated
These are my faves....
Q. What do you call 5000 men at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A bloody good start!
Q. Why should you never trust a bloke with short legs?
A. His brains are too near his arse!
Q. What do you call 5000 men at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A bloody good start!
Q. Why should you never trust a bloke with short legs?
A. His brains are too near his arse!
Feb 19th 2006, 9:09 am
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Posts: 23,400
Re: Women talk - translated
Originally Posted by Jonahs_mummy
These are my faves....
Q. What do you call 5000 men at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A bloody good start!
Q. Why should you never trust a bloke with short legs?
A. His brains are too near his arse!
Q. What do you call 5000 men at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A bloody good start!
Q. Why should you never trust a bloke with short legs?
A. His brains are too near his arse!
This could get messy. :scared: (bloody funny though)
Feb 19th 2006, 9:32 am
#6
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Posts: 61,698
Re: Women talk - translated
Originally Posted by Jonahs_mummy
These are my faves....
Q. What do you call 5000 men at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A bloody good start!
Q. Why should you never trust a bloke with short legs?
A. His brains are too near his arse!
Q. What do you call 5000 men at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A bloody good start!
Q. Why should you never trust a bloke with short legs?
A. His brains are too near his arse!
Feb 19th 2006, 10:54 am
#7
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Re: Women talk - translated
Originally Posted by willmore
Well it has been said that men brains are in their tools!
jan xx
Feb 19th 2006, 10:56 am
#8
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Posts: 4,365
Re: Women talk - translated
Originally Posted by BRICKY ADE
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
Does my bum look big in this? = Tell me
I'm beautiful
Do what you want = You'll pay for this
later
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you
moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late,
you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just
agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have
flabby thighs
You're so.. manly = You need a shave and
you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for
something expensive
It's your decision = The correct decision
should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is
sex all you ever think
about??
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your
shoes and find a good
game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something
today that you're
really not going to like
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
Does my bum look big in this? = Tell me
I'm beautiful
Do what you want = You'll pay for this
later
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you
moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late,
you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just
agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have
flabby thighs
You're so.. manly = You need a shave and
you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for
something expensive
It's your decision = The correct decision
should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is
sex all you ever think
about??
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your
shoes and find a good
game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something
today that you're
really not going to like
Feb 19th 2006, 6:03 pm
#9
DAMN.........I'M GOOD
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Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire for now
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Re: Women talk - translated
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Well I shall add my beat to this thread, just to point you in the right direction and that.
'Darling, of course you are well endowed, 3 inches is 'the new black' really meaning 'Christ you are a maggot dick'
'You do look very nice in that white vest, shows off your muscles' meaning 'Jesus, you look fat and old in that so please stop sucking in your stomach to make things better'
'Darling, there is nothing wrong with lasting 2 minutes' meaning 'Bloody hell, I havent even got started'
'Me, choose the internet over you? Don't be silly, how can I possible put my cyber friends over you my little stud muffin' meaning 'Please stop talking so I can step into cyberland'
'This dress? Oh it only cost £20' meaning 'Little do you know it cost £520'
'Me, looking at the hunk next door, why hes hideously ugly' meaning, 'It hasnt escaped my notice that a real spunk has moved in next door'
'Darling, of course you are well endowed, 3 inches is 'the new black' really meaning 'Christ you are a maggot dick'
'You do look very nice in that white vest, shows off your muscles' meaning 'Jesus, you look fat and old in that so please stop sucking in your stomach to make things better'
'Darling, there is nothing wrong with lasting 2 minutes' meaning 'Bloody hell, I havent even got started'
'Me, choose the internet over you? Don't be silly, how can I possible put my cyber friends over you my little stud muffin' meaning 'Please stop talking so I can step into cyberland'
'This dress? Oh it only cost £20' meaning 'Little do you know it cost £520'
'Me, looking at the hunk next door, why hes hideously ugly' meaning, 'It hasnt escaped my notice that a real spunk has moved in next door'
Hey PP
Hardly got a wink of sleep last night thanx to your post.........
Does this 3 inch you are on about...... is it ON Duty or is it OFF Duty ?
