PaulandNic

I spent $5000 on a boob job for the wife...

She was delighted.

I spent another $2000 on a nose job for her...

She was ecstatic.

I spent $2000 on liposuction for her...

and she was over the moon.

I spent $50 on a blow job for myself...

and she goes ****in' mental.

Women!

Wendy

You know what the problem is don't you....you didn't buy her new shoes and a handbag!!

PaulandNic

And with my missus, the shoes for sure! ...

Don't reply cos you feel sorry for me mate, it's all good ...

I can handle 50 views without a comment. Once upon a time I used to get real pissed off about it, ask questions and all, but now I throw em on here for fun / pleasure ...

(thread killed)

Bernieboy

It was a shit joke,surely tis less than $50 for a blowjob,we are talking queensland here

Wendy

I didn't feel sorry for you. I just prefer this kind of thread to the 'usual' type of 'this isn't the UK' type thread (no shit sherlock!)

Bix

Could've stood by a tilt train.

PaulandNic

Can get a 'quickie' blowie for $25 up the road, but it's timed (honest) and if you don't blow in 120 seconds you pay $50 ...

Never failed ...

But it's NOT the UK Wendy! ... Please tell yourself EVERY day from now on, it'll sink it.

How long you been here? ...

Wendy

I do tell myself that every day...and I can't tell you how happy it make me feel to know that it's not and that I don't live there!

(say's her that's going there in two weeks time! )

Officer Dibble

Clearly, you spent 2 bucks on alcohol.

Kelli28

And sitting in some cheap motel room coz the wifey has threw him out

PaulandNic

I do too in all honesty ... You know the score Wendy, I love it here!

In over 7 years of frequenting this forum, I have to admit for the first time I need to excersize the feature that can / will (bloody hope so!) ignore another member.

Mate, you're the first to go on my 'ignore' list, but will do it tomorrow after sleep. Please PM now and explain as I don't have a clue what your beef is ...

Oh god you again! ... 2nd! ...

Officer Dibble

Next time you finger your ignore button, think of me in my tutu.

Bernieboy

Good onya,ignore the buggers

Wendy

I know xx

Australia_bound?

Quite a little fan club you've got Paul.

Wonder what you did to offend them? Maybe they're Welsh and you said they were Poms