Wombat Sex!

Old Dec 12th 2005, 12:20 am
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Wombats sexually virile, study reveals
A complicated dance, a bite on the rump and ferocious backward kicks are all part of the wombat's lovemaking repertoire, a new study has revealed.
So now you know.

...wombats were more likely than the average Aussie male to emulate moves from the Kama Sutra.
No surprises there then..

"It appeared to be a physically demanding process, complete with chasing, biting, grunting and loads of heavy breathing."
Are they still talking about wombats?
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"the symbol of Australian male sexual virility".
Arent they already??? Most Aussie males at least attempt to emulate the Wombat....eats roots and leaves....
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Arent they already??? Most Aussie males at least attempt to emulate the Wombat....eats roots and leaves....
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Arent they already??? Most Aussie males at least attempt to emulate the Wombat....eats roots and leaves....
lol I like it. oes anyone ever hear the koala's getting some luvin? They were noisy buggers when we were last out there!
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Where does a lady have to go to meet a delightful Womabt?
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Where does a lady have to go to meet a delightful Womabt?
oooo M you can't even spell it its got you so excited!
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Originally Posted by glittababe
oooo M you can't even spell it its got you so excited!

Opps, I'm all of a quiver
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Opps, I'm all of a quiver
i've heard that the typical wombat (aussie male) tends to hang out around Crounella beach at the moment! I'd arm yourself with a handy tool tho, especially if you're slightly tanned!
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Originally Posted by glittababe
i've heard that the typical wombat (aussie male) tends to hang out around Crounella beach at the moment! I'd arm yourself with a handy tool tho, especially if you're slightly tanned!
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A complicated dance, a bite on the rump and ferocious backward kicks are all part of the wombat's lovemaking repertoire, a new study has revealed.
Sounds like Mr & Mrs Hedgehog in our garden. Except that Mr Hedgehog does all the chasing and grunting for nothing. Mrs Hedgehog seems to have a permanent headache - have never seen Mr Hedgehog actually getting his leg over (so to speak).

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Can i have sex with a wombat please?.. sound like fun
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