Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Dec 9th 2005, 4:10 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by menace
Should that not read "Taggar, there's been anoothur mudder" 
Dec 9th 2005, 4:11 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Lerop Pekill
right ya heavy duty dafty, giv up typing in the scottish slang cos ure pure pish at it awright.
So that's what it was.
I thought he'd completely lost the plot!!
Dec 9th 2005, 4:11 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by menace
Should that not read "Taggar, there's been anoothur mudder"
how big is that last beer you were meant to be having 3 hours ago?
Dec 9th 2005, 4:12 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Lerop Pekill
whats a plastic jock?
Dec 9th 2005, 4:15 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Vegemite Kids
In my case, a person who's ancestors moved from Scotland to Oz in 1826, but as a teenager went to uni in scotland, married a scotsman and has a scottish accent but is 100% treu bleu dinky die.
Dec 9th 2005, 4:35 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Lerop Pekill
so you're scottish then.
Dec 9th 2005, 10:33 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by menace
You are a good advert for the jock tourist board, you and begbie.
Och aye tha noo Jimmy, I geev thees one tha glasgee kees, ya ken.
You are a little aggressive mate, no? You call me a ball bag in our first ever encounter.
Och aye tha noo Jimmy, I geev thees one tha glasgee kees, ya ken.
You are a little aggressive mate, no? You call me a ball bag in our first ever encounter.
Dec 9th 2005, 10:53 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by jonni boy
ya didne offer him a mars bar
thats scousers who hand out mars bars Jonni, us jocks prefer a swift kick in the haw maws and a smack in the mouth
Mars Bar = scar
Dec 9th 2005, 11:08 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Had to but in but will probably regret it....In answere to where without Scotland would we be......Nowhere! We Scots seem to get everywhere....Including Australia!
Cheers in Oz and hope to see you soon.
Ginny
Cheers in Oz and hope to see you soon.
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Dec 9th 2005, 11:09 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by madsad
thats scousers who hand out mars bars Jonni, us jocks prefer a swift kick in the haw maws and a smack in the mouth
Mars Bar = scar
Mars Bar = scar
Dec 9th 2005, 11:10 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by jonni boy
i got offered one from a mad jock i work with,the guy is covered in scars from his younger days as a piss head in Glasgow,a big slash mark across his throat but a nicer man you couldn't wish to meet.i can sit listening to him for hours telling us tales about when he was a down and out piss head
sounds like a good bloke!!
Dec 9th 2005, 11:14 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Lerop Pekill
sounds like a good bloke!!
Dec 9th 2005, 11:15 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by jonni boy
he is,you could trust him with your life but not ya drink
Scots & Drink, surely not!!
Dec 9th 2005, 11:49 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
oi never mind us scots.... its those french that you've really got to watch out for..... the french are coming to get us!
"Into the noble history of our once proud island race
There comes the gravest crisis we've ever had to face
With dignity we've struggled through years of pain and strife
This could be the ruin of our very way of life
Because the French are coming to get us
They're not going to leave us alone
With their cantonas and their eurostars and their Antwan De bloody Cone
The French are coming to get us
They're coming in submarines
And they'll make us eat frogs and demolish our bogs
And replace them with squatty latrines
We're being infiltrated at every level it seems
They've bagged all our best restaurants and half our football teams
Their leader is among us that dreaded Cherie Booth
And they poisoned Jimmy Goldsmith for telling us the truth
Which is the French are coming to get us
They'll come for us while you sleep
And they'll wait for the call
And they'll do to us all what they used to do to our sheep (!!!)
And they'll form bizarre regulations
To say what you can and can't do
And if they have their way they will increase our pay
And put meat in our sausages too
Yes the French are coming to get us
And the Spanish are coming as well
And apparently so are the Belgians
But then again how can you tell
And there all in the pay of the Germans
But the Germans are really from mars
That's why there so tall and they've brain washed us all
Into making inferior cars
We are doomed if you don't pay attention
To the warning that this message brings
And I'm sorry it's written in crayon
But I'm not allowed any sharp things"
run for the hills whilst you still can!!!!!!!!!
CONNERY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!
"Into the noble history of our once proud island race
There comes the gravest crisis we've ever had to face
With dignity we've struggled through years of pain and strife
This could be the ruin of our very way of life
Because the French are coming to get us
They're not going to leave us alone
With their cantonas and their eurostars and their Antwan De bloody Cone
The French are coming to get us
They're coming in submarines
And they'll make us eat frogs and demolish our bogs
And replace them with squatty latrines
We're being infiltrated at every level it seems
They've bagged all our best restaurants and half our football teams
Their leader is among us that dreaded Cherie Booth
And they poisoned Jimmy Goldsmith for telling us the truth
Which is the French are coming to get us
They'll come for us while you sleep
And they'll wait for the call
And they'll do to us all what they used to do to our sheep (!!!)
And they'll form bizarre regulations
To say what you can and can't do
And if they have their way they will increase our pay
And put meat in our sausages too
Yes the French are coming to get us
And the Spanish are coming as well
And apparently so are the Belgians
But then again how can you tell
And there all in the pay of the Germans
But the Germans are really from mars
That's why there so tall and they've brain washed us all
Into making inferior cars
We are doomed if you don't pay attention
To the warning that this message brings
And I'm sorry it's written in crayon
But I'm not allowed any sharp things"
run for the hills whilst you still can!!!!!!!!!
CONNERY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!
Dec 9th 2005, 11:55 pm
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by YoSemite
oi never mind us scots.... its those french that you've really got to watch out for..... the french are coming to get us!
"Into the noble history of our once proud island race
There comes the gravest crisis we've ever had to face
With dignity we've struggled through years of pain and strife
This could be the ruin of our very way of life
Because the French are coming to get us
They're not going to leave us alone
With their cantonas and their eurostars and their Antwan De bloody Cone
The French are coming to get us
They're coming in submarines
And they'll make us eat frogs and demolish our bogs
And replace them with squatty latrines
We're being infiltrated at every level it seems
They've bagged all our best restaurants and half our football teams
Their leader is among us that dreaded Cherie Booth
And they poisoned Jimmy Goldsmith for telling us the truth
Which is the French are coming to get us
They'll come for us while you sleep
And they'll wait for the call
And they'll do to us all what they used to do to our sheep (!!!)
And they'll form bizarre regulations
To say what you can and can't do
And if they have their way they will increase our pay
And put meat in our sausages too
Yes the French are coming to get us
And the Spanish are coming as well
And apparently so are the Belgians
But then again how can you tell
And there all in the pay of the Germans
But the Germans are really from mars
That's why there so tall and they've brain washed us all
Into making inferior cars
We are doomed if you don't pay attention
To the warning that this message brings
And I'm sorry it's written in crayon
But I'm not allowed any sharp things"
run for the hills whilst you still can!!!!!!!!!
CONNERY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!
"Into the noble history of our once proud island race
There comes the gravest crisis we've ever had to face
With dignity we've struggled through years of pain and strife
This could be the ruin of our very way of life
Because the French are coming to get us
They're not going to leave us alone
With their cantonas and their eurostars and their Antwan De bloody Cone
The French are coming to get us
They're coming in submarines
And they'll make us eat frogs and demolish our bogs
And replace them with squatty latrines
We're being infiltrated at every level it seems
They've bagged all our best restaurants and half our football teams
Their leader is among us that dreaded Cherie Booth
And they poisoned Jimmy Goldsmith for telling us the truth
Which is the French are coming to get us
They'll come for us while you sleep
And they'll wait for the call
And they'll do to us all what they used to do to our sheep (!!!)
And they'll form bizarre regulations
To say what you can and can't do
And if they have their way they will increase our pay
And put meat in our sausages too
Yes the French are coming to get us
And the Spanish are coming as well
And apparently so are the Belgians
But then again how can you tell
And there all in the pay of the Germans
But the Germans are really from mars
That's why there so tall and they've brain washed us all
Into making inferior cars
We are doomed if you don't pay attention
To the warning that this message brings
And I'm sorry it's written in crayon
But I'm not allowed any sharp things"
run for the hills whilst you still can!!!!!!!!!
CONNERY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!