Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
#16
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Lerop Pekill
disproportionate? Compared to what other nation? there are a lot more English people on this forum than Scottish.
Well the Scottish are announcing their nationality a damn sight louder for some reason! Maybe the Scottish are just disproportionately loud?
Cheers
Buzzy
#17
Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Vegemite Kids
tis a well known fact that for scottish people to be appreciated they need to move away from Scotland !
tis also a well known fact that as soon as said scottish people move away from Scotland they become a lot more scottish !
tis also a well known fact that as soon as said scottish people move away from Scotland they become a lot more scottish !
#18
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Joined: Nov 2005
Location: Oz
Posts: 136
Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Lerop Pekill
like people from Ingerland going to other countries for Football matches and wrecking all before them?
#19
Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Buzzy--Bee
Well the Scottish are announcing their nationality a damn sight louder for some reason! Maybe the Scottish are just disproportionately loud?
Cheers
Buzzy
Cheers
Buzzy
#20
Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by menace
We want our goals back!
#21
Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Lerop Pekill
We Invented
adhesive postage stamps anaesthetics antisepsis artificial diamonds reaping machine
Bank of England latent heat Brownian movement Buicks chemical bonds
penicillin the decimal point documentary films Encyclopedia Britannica engineering sciences
fax machines first cloned mammal flailing machines geosciences golf
historical novels hypodermic syringes Kelvin scale percussion powder logarithms
Maxwell's equations marmalade mackintosh raincoats macadamized roads microwave ovens
colloid chemistry breech-loading rifle tubular steel quinine Sociology
pneumatic tyres pink bathtubs hollow pipe drainage Peter Pan radar
paleobiology polarization cure for scurvy King Arthur Halloween
refrigerators Neptune bakelite iron bridges solitons
the steam engine telephones thermos flasks/dewars the telegraph television
the stereotype sulphuric acid the steam-hammer cure for insomnia paraffin
Sherlock Holmes Toad of Toad Hall Long John Silver Jekyll and Hyde Auld Lang Syne
Whisky US Navy Chilean Navy Economics Cloud Chamber
adhesive postage stamps anaesthetics antisepsis artificial diamonds reaping machine
Bank of England latent heat Brownian movement Buicks chemical bonds
penicillin the decimal point documentary films Encyclopedia Britannica engineering sciences
fax machines first cloned mammal flailing machines geosciences golf
historical novels hypodermic syringes Kelvin scale percussion powder logarithms
Maxwell's equations marmalade mackintosh raincoats macadamized roads microwave ovens
colloid chemistry breech-loading rifle tubular steel quinine Sociology
pneumatic tyres pink bathtubs hollow pipe drainage Peter Pan radar
paleobiology polarization cure for scurvy King Arthur Halloween
refrigerators Neptune bakelite iron bridges solitons
the steam engine telephones thermos flasks/dewars the telegraph television
the stereotype sulphuric acid the steam-hammer cure for insomnia paraffin
Sherlock Holmes Toad of Toad Hall Long John Silver Jekyll and Hyde Auld Lang Syne
Whisky US Navy Chilean Navy Economics Cloud Chamber
Sending letters by carrier, becoming unglued,while walking around with various infections and open sores, whilst standing in a field, with our money under a mattress, with no machine gun or shite cars to buy unable to figure out how much money we have anyway so we wouldn't have to go to the movies to escape the door to door encyclopedia salesman or study engineering at school or get unsoliisited junk ads that deplete the worlds forests. There'd be no fat boring old guys walking around fields trying to put little balls in small holes or intraveinous drug users who could spend their time trying to figure out various mathematical mysteries while getting soaking wet on unpaved roads then come home and be unable to make a quick hot snack or even a preserve sandwich so Paddington would have to eat jam or even peanut butter? We'd never have a flat tyre so road rage or drive by shootings would be unheard of but driving through watterlogged fields would be impossible, There'd be no shite pantomimes at Christmas or bad Clive Owen movies or kids with rotten teeth begging for candy in October but many wouldn't be around anyway, the British empire powered by it's navy would'nt have been so great due to the high mortality rates and hot bovril/coffee/tea at a picnic or football game would be impossible. Live theatre with people acting would still be popular instead of watching shite programs while getting heart disease on your living room couch, if you were not already dead from an infection or STD of course, and then you would be wide awake worrying about what you were infected with not being able to take solice in some great mysteries, sea-faring tales and your kids bedtime story would be meaningless. On new years eve you would get drunk on vodka, tequila, beer, wine, brandy and then not have a song to sing when pissed............................ I guess that's where we would be
#22
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Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Lerop Pekill
Because we are great thats why.
Oh b******s I admit it I am Scottish myself. Well I am 1/32 Ross by adoption - can I join the loud club please?
Cheers
Buzzy
#23
Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Buzzy--Bee
The truly great tend to be the humblest - Mother Theresa, Ghandi etc etc
Oh b******s I admit it I am Scottish myself. Well I am 1/32 Ross by adoption - can I join the loud club please?
Cheers
Buzzy
Oh b******s I admit it I am Scottish myself. Well I am 1/32 Ross by adoption - can I join the loud club please?
Cheers
Buzzy
yes.
#24
Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by lionheart
I guess we'd be;
Sending letters by carrier, becoming unglued,while walking around with various infections and open sores, whilst standing in a field, with our money under a mattress, with no machine gun or shite cars to buy unable to figure out how much money we have anyway so we wouldn't have to go to the movies to escape the door to door encyclopedia salesman or study engineering at school or get unsoliisited junk ads that deplete the worlds forests. There'd be no fat boring old guys walking around fields trying to put little balls in small holes or intraveinous drug users who could spend their time trying to figure out various mathematical mysteries while getting soaking wet on unpaved roads then come home and be unable to make a quick hot snack or even a preserve sandwich so Paddington would have to eat jam or even peanut butter? We'd never have a flat tyre so road rage or drive by shootings would be unheard of but driving through watterlogged fields would be impossible, There'd be no shite pantomimes at Christmas or bad Clive Owen movies or kids with rotten teeth begging for candy in October but many wouldn't be around anyway, the British empire powered by it's navy would'nt have been so great due to the high mortality rates and hot bovril/coffee/tea at a picnic or football game would be impossible. Live theatre with people acting would still be popular instead of watching shite programs while getting heart disease on your living room couch, if you were not already dead from an infection or STD of course, and then you would be wide awake worrying about what you were infected with not being able to take solice in some great mysteries, sea-faring tales and your kids bedtime story would be meaningless. On new years eve you would get drunk on vodka, tequila, beer, wine, brandy and then not have a song to sing when pissed............................ I guess that's where we would be
Sending letters by carrier, becoming unglued,while walking around with various infections and open sores, whilst standing in a field, with our money under a mattress, with no machine gun or shite cars to buy unable to figure out how much money we have anyway so we wouldn't have to go to the movies to escape the door to door encyclopedia salesman or study engineering at school or get unsoliisited junk ads that deplete the worlds forests. There'd be no fat boring old guys walking around fields trying to put little balls in small holes or intraveinous drug users who could spend their time trying to figure out various mathematical mysteries while getting soaking wet on unpaved roads then come home and be unable to make a quick hot snack or even a preserve sandwich so Paddington would have to eat jam or even peanut butter? We'd never have a flat tyre so road rage or drive by shootings would be unheard of but driving through watterlogged fields would be impossible, There'd be no shite pantomimes at Christmas or bad Clive Owen movies or kids with rotten teeth begging for candy in October but many wouldn't be around anyway, the British empire powered by it's navy would'nt have been so great due to the high mortality rates and hot bovril/coffee/tea at a picnic or football game would be impossible. Live theatre with people acting would still be popular instead of watching shite programs while getting heart disease on your living room couch, if you were not already dead from an infection or STD of course, and then you would be wide awake worrying about what you were infected with not being able to take solice in some great mysteries, sea-faring tales and your kids bedtime story would be meaningless. On new years eve you would get drunk on vodka, tequila, beer, wine, brandy and then not have a song to sing when pissed............................ I guess that's where we would be
#25
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Posts: 55
Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Yes and Tony Blair, Gordon Brown .......and a lot of other problems!!!
Originally Posted by Lerop Pekill
We Invented
adhesive postage stamps anaesthetics antisepsis artificial diamonds reaping machine
Bank of England latent heat Brownian movement Buicks chemical bonds
penicillin the decimal point documentary films Encyclopedia Britannica engineering sciences
fax machines first cloned mammal flailing machines geosciences golf
historical novels hypodermic syringes Kelvin scale percussion powder logarithms
Maxwell's equations marmalade mackintosh raincoats macadamized roads microwave ovens
colloid chemistry breech-loading rifle tubular steel quinine Sociology
pneumatic tyres pink bathtubs hollow pipe drainage Peter Pan radar
paleobiology polarization cure for scurvy King Arthur Halloween
refrigerators Neptune bakelite iron bridges solitons
the steam engine telephones thermos flasks/dewars the telegraph television
the stereotype sulphuric acid the steam-hammer cure for insomnia paraffin
Sherlock Holmes Toad of Toad Hall Long John Silver Jekyll and Hyde Auld Lang Syne
Whisky US Navy Chilean Navy Economics Cloud Chamber
adhesive postage stamps anaesthetics antisepsis artificial diamonds reaping machine
Bank of England latent heat Brownian movement Buicks chemical bonds
penicillin the decimal point documentary films Encyclopedia Britannica engineering sciences
fax machines first cloned mammal flailing machines geosciences golf
historical novels hypodermic syringes Kelvin scale percussion powder logarithms
Maxwell's equations marmalade mackintosh raincoats macadamized roads microwave ovens
colloid chemistry breech-loading rifle tubular steel quinine Sociology
pneumatic tyres pink bathtubs hollow pipe drainage Peter Pan radar
paleobiology polarization cure for scurvy King Arthur Halloween
refrigerators Neptune bakelite iron bridges solitons
the steam engine telephones thermos flasks/dewars the telegraph television
the stereotype sulphuric acid the steam-hammer cure for insomnia paraffin
Sherlock Holmes Toad of Toad Hall Long John Silver Jekyll and Hyde Auld Lang Syne
Whisky US Navy Chilean Navy Economics Cloud Chamber
#26
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Joined: Nov 2005
Location: Oz
Posts: 136
Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by lionheart
I guess we'd be;
Sending letters by carrier, becoming unglued,while walking around with various infections and open sores, whilst standing in a field, with our money under a mattress, with no machine gun or shite cars to buy unable to figure out how much money we have anyway so we wouldn't have to go to the movies to escape the door to door encyclopedia salesman or study engineering at school or get unsoliisited junk ads that deplete the worlds forests. There'd be no fat boring old guys walking around fields trying to put little balls in small holes or intraveinous drug users who could spend their time trying to figure out various mathematical mysteries while getting soaking wet on unpaved roads then come home and be unable to make a quick hot snack or even a preserve sandwich so Paddington would have to eat jam or even peanut butter? We'd never have a flat tyre so road rage or drive by shootings would be unheard of but driving through watterlogged fields would be impossible, There'd be no shite pantomimes at Christmas or bad Clive Owen movies or kids with rotten teeth begging for candy in October but many wouldn't be around anyway, the British empire powered by it's navy would'nt have been so great due to the high mortality rates and hot bovril/coffee/tea at a picnic or football game would be impossible. Live theatre with people acting would still be popular instead of watching shite programs while getting heart disease on your living room couch, if you were not already dead from an infection or STD of course, and then you would be wide awake worrying about what you were infected with not being able to take solice in some great mysteries, sea-faring tales and your kids bedtime story would be meaningless. On new years eve you would get drunk on vodka, tequila, beer, wine, brandy and then not have a song to sing when pissed............................ I guess that's where we would be
Sending letters by carrier, becoming unglued,while walking around with various infections and open sores, whilst standing in a field, with our money under a mattress, with no machine gun or shite cars to buy unable to figure out how much money we have anyway so we wouldn't have to go to the movies to escape the door to door encyclopedia salesman or study engineering at school or get unsoliisited junk ads that deplete the worlds forests. There'd be no fat boring old guys walking around fields trying to put little balls in small holes or intraveinous drug users who could spend their time trying to figure out various mathematical mysteries while getting soaking wet on unpaved roads then come home and be unable to make a quick hot snack or even a preserve sandwich so Paddington would have to eat jam or even peanut butter? We'd never have a flat tyre so road rage or drive by shootings would be unheard of but driving through watterlogged fields would be impossible, There'd be no shite pantomimes at Christmas or bad Clive Owen movies or kids with rotten teeth begging for candy in October but many wouldn't be around anyway, the British empire powered by it's navy would'nt have been so great due to the high mortality rates and hot bovril/coffee/tea at a picnic or football game would be impossible. Live theatre with people acting would still be popular instead of watching shite programs while getting heart disease on your living room couch, if you were not already dead from an infection or STD of course, and then you would be wide awake worrying about what you were infected with not being able to take solice in some great mysteries, sea-faring tales and your kids bedtime story would be meaningless. On new years eve you would get drunk on vodka, tequila, beer, wine, brandy and then not have a song to sing when pissed............................ I guess that's where we would be
Ah guess we'd be; sendin' letters by carrier, becomin' unglued,while walkin' aroond wi' varioos infections an' open sores, whilst standin' in a field, wi' uir bunsens under a mattress, wi' nae machine gin ur jobbie cars tae buy unable tae figure it hoo much bunsens we hae anyway sae we wooldnae hae tae gang tae th' movies tae escape th' duir tae duir encyclopedia salesman ur study engineerin' at skale ur gie unsoliisited junk ads 'at deplete th' worlds forests. there'd be nae fat borin' auld troaps walkin' aroond fields tryin' tae pit wee balls in wee holes ur intraveinoos drug users fa coods spend their time tryin' tae figure it varioos mathematical mysteries while gettin' soakin' dreich oan unpaved roads 'en come haem an' be unable tae make a quick hot snack ur e'en a preserve piece sae paddington woods hae tae eat jam ur e'en peanut butter? we'd ne'er hae a flat tyre sae road rage ur drife by shootings woods be unheard ay but drivin' ben watterlogged fields woods be impossible, there'd be nae jobbie pantomimes at christmas ur bad clife owen movies ur kids wi' rotten teeth beggin' fur candy in october but mony wooldnae be aroond anyway, th' british empire powered by it's navy woold'nt hae bin sae stoatin due tae th' high mortality rates an' hot bovril/coffee/tea at a picnic ur fitba gam woods be impossible. bide theatre wi' fowk actin' woods still be a' th' gang insteid ay watchin' jobbie programs while gettin' heart disease oan yer livin' room cooch, if ye waur nae awreddy deid frae an infection ur std ay coorse, an' 'en ye woods be wide waukin' worryin' abit whit ye waur infected wi' nae bein' able tae tak' solice in some stoatin mysteries, sea-farin' tales an' yer kids bedtime story woods be meaningless. oan new years eve ye woods gie blooter'd oan vodka, tequila, swally, bucky, brandy an' 'en nae hae a sang tae sin' when pished............................ Ah guess that's whaur we woods be
#27
Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by menace
I thought you spoke the lingo, no?
It translates as "I am going to proceed to drive my forehead in a thrusting fashion at your central facial area"
Ken?
It translates as "I am going to proceed to drive my forehead in a thrusting fashion at your central facial area"
Ken?
#28
Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Lerop Pekill
WTF are you doing here? is there not a newborn needs feeding?
#29
Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Vegemite Kids
AH you mean "am gonna geis ye a Glesca kis"
#30
Re: Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?
Originally Posted by Vegemite Kids
AH you mean "am gonna geis ye a Glesca kis"