Lerop Pekill

We Invented

adhesive postage stamps anaesthetics antisepsis artificial diamonds reaping machine
Bank of England latent heat Brownian movement Buicks chemical bonds
penicillin the decimal point documentary films Encyclopedia Britannica engineering sciences
fax machines first cloned mammal flailing machines geosciences golf
historical novels hypodermic syringes Kelvin scale percussion powder logarithms
Maxwell's equations marmalade mackintosh raincoats macadamized roads microwave ovens
colloid chemistry breech-loading rifle tubular steel quinine Sociology
pneumatic tyres pink bathtubs hollow pipe drainage Peter Pan radar
paleobiology polarization cure for scurvy King Arthur Halloween
refrigerators Neptune bakelite iron bridges solitons
the steam engine telephones thermos flasks/dewars the telegraph television
the stereotype sulphuric acid the steam-hammer cure for insomnia paraffin
Sherlock Holmes Toad of Toad Hall Long John Silver Jekyll and Hyde Auld Lang Syne
Whisky US Navy Chilean Navy Economics Cloud Chamber

menace

Without SCOTLAND Where would we be?

Probably just where we are right now.

Vegemite Kids

Up the Clyde in a banana boat without a paddle ?

Lerop Pekill

Jesus wept, how clever are you? an avatar of a man with a machine gun, BAWBAG.

stokesy43

Probably a bloody sight better off without them sponging tight fisted jocks draining the UK economy.

Lerop Pekill

As opposed to half of the immigrants in England doing the same thing?

Buzzy--Bee

Considering Scotland is apparently so wonderful it is surprising how a disproportionate number of Scottish people are frequenting a forum about emigrating to Australia is it not?

Cheers

Buzzy

chaval

without scotland where would labour be ? or rather how come so many of em are heading up the government...all abit cloak and dagger to me... give em the stone thingy back

:scared:

Scossie

To name but a few...

Here's tae us,
Wha's like us,
Damn few, an they're aw died..

menace

You are a good advert for the jock tourist board, you and begbie.

Och aye tha noo Jimmy, I geev thees one tha glasgee kees, ya ken.

You are a little aggressive mate, no? You call me a ball bag in our first ever encounter.

Grayling

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4303750.stm

G

Lerop Pekill

disproportionate? Compared to what other nation? there are a lot more English people on this forum than Scottish.

Lerop Pekill

whats a jock tourist board?

I geev thees one tha glasgee kees, ya ken.

and what on earth does that mean?

Vegemite Kids

tis a well known fact that for scottish people to be appreciated they need to move away from Scotland !

tis also a well known fact that as soon as said scottish people move away from Scotland they become a lot more scottish !

menace

http://www.visitscotland.com/

I thought you spoke the lingo, no?

It translates as "I am going to proceed to drive my forehead in a thrusting fashion at your central facial area"

Ken?