MartinLuther

Okay bit of an odd one this but it all stems from a discussion about No1 son using so much toilet paper.

My wife seems to think it is odd for people to wipe their bum whilst standing up. I don't. "Must be a man thing then!", she says. "I'm sure some women must wipe their bums standing up", says I.

What's the answer?

tum

Never...never...wipe your bum standing up, you know,
what if something still sticks onto it, and it falls off :eeg: ...
on the ground, the toilet seat, your nickers, now way!

Timber Floor Au

What a perverted post !!!!! lol

Centurion

I cant believe I just wasted a moment of life reading this.

asher

Men do seem to get through a lot of toilet roll though!

tum

You mean this is the first time you've experienced the
odd feeling of wasting a moment of life reading
something on be

tum

As long as there's still enough rolls left I'm not worried

Centurion

No but its the first time I've actually read directly about crapping habits, rather than thinking the post was crap.

tum

Yes, rather disgusting isn't it

MartinLuther

I don't think this is a first on this forum

Can you believe you've made 2 posts on a thread which is just wasting your life away?

Hutch

Wasn't there a post about wiping a while back? About srunchers and folders?

MartinLuther

If it was perverted, I'm sure you'd be able to tell me the answer

JenniGee

Always wipe from front to back.....

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MartinLuther

And from the Society of Cunning Linguists

Same Difference

When you are sat down theres the slight advantage of your cheeks being slightly wider to get wads of loo paper in there