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Nov 4th 2009, 1:19 pm

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Re: Wind

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Originally Posted by Professional Princess

You see my name and you think 'waxing'

It's the mental imagery that amuses me - especially as we've never met...

Nov 4th 2009, 2:00 pm

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Re: Wind

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It's the mental imagery that amuses me - especially as we've never met...

Nov 4th 2009, 7:25 pm

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Re: Wind

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Originally Posted by Professional Princess

IPL is better than waxing

Nov 4th 2009, 7:35 pm

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don544

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Re: Wind

Just make sure you don't dont do a 'SHART'.
Its when you go to let rip, but follow through with a small dump, not big enough to be a s#it, but no longer a fart

Nov 4th 2009, 8:18 pm

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Re: Wind

This thread oozes quality.

Nov 5th 2009, 1:53 am

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Rossi

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Re: Wind

Why do men fart more than women ?
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Because women can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure

Last edited by Rossi; Nov 5th 2009 at 1:56 am.

Nov 5th 2009, 5:08 am

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Re: Wind

Beans, beans are good for the heart
The more you eat the more you feart
The more you feart, the more you eat
And the more you need the toilet seat!

Nov 5th 2009, 5:10 am

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Re: Wind

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Originally Posted by Alfresco

Beans, beans are good for the heart
The more you eat the more you feart
The more you feart, the more you eat
And the more you need the toilet seat!

BEANS BEANS ARE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART,
THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FART,
THE MORE YOU FART THE BETTER YOU FEEL,
SO LET'S EAT BEANS FOR EVERY MEAL! LOLOL

Nov 5th 2009, 8:24 am

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Re: Wind

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Originally Posted by Jen1977ni

BEANS BEANS ARE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART,
THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FART,
THE MORE YOU FART THE BETTER YOU FEEL,
SO LET'S EAT BEANS FOR EVERY MEAL! LOLOL

With apologies to the Simpsons..

BEANS BEANS THE MUSICAL FRUIT
THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU TOOT

Nov 5th 2009, 8:38 am

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Re: Wind

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Originally Posted by Jen1977ni

My darling OH taught me how to 'cupcake' which is basically farting into your cupped hand and then holding it over the other persons nose. He nearly died when we were in Boots one day and I tried my first cupcake on him and it was a cracker! I shouted 'HAHA I CUPCAKED YOU!!!' really loudly then noticed this bloke trying not to laugh! HILARIOUS! lol

Is that what it's called!!! OH taught me that too, and now he's very sorry that he did, kool name cupcaking!