scottishcelts

I hate farts and I especially hate the fart game - I have 2 sons and a hubby who all play the fart game just to piss me off

Cheetah7

Boys always seem to do fart games more than anyone.

midgetjan

We leave in 2 weeks - 19 Nov.

Shame - we could've met as we were in Freo on Sunday for the psychic fayre.

welshviking

what's the fart game what's the fart game!!!!

Nu-Shooz

You don't want to know. My 2 lads and their dad stink the house out. I gag.
They even pull their pants down and sit on each others faces

welshviking

ahh I used t do that to my little sis, not with my pants down tho...actually we still do it...

midgetjan

One year we were on holiday in Malta and I had an iffy belly. We were in the bar and I was dropping some stinkers (you know the real hot ones that burn on the way out). Everyone in the bar was gagging with the smell. There was an old smelly looking local and everyone was glowering at him.

A fan at each end of the bar was blowing the smell back and fore. I was quite delighted as I was letting them rip and no one was suspiscious. All of a sudden my daughter shouts out "Mum, you're disgusting" Game over!!!

And so ended my game of fart tennis......

Nu-Shooz

You look like butter wouldn't melt

I suppose when you gotta fart, you gotta fart. Better out than in. As long as you don't shit yourself.

scottishcelts

all part of the fart game

scottishcelts

best of luck to you honey - keep in touch

midgetjan

Don't worry - I won't be a stranger !!

scottishcelts

Luke I Amyofath

Aye farts...... I happened to do a real loud fart while at a gay gathering, where upon the masses said if he were gay it would have made a very quiet "whoosh" sound. I didn't quite understand what they were talking about .

Anyone like to elighten me ?

Cheetah7

I will, I bet the whoosing sound might indicate a flacid ringer, while a tight ringer will produce more of a pant ripper - forced air going through a smaller space.

A bit like a woman who has a beaver that resembles a large space, 'waving a stick in the Albert Hall' as my Yorkshire friend says.

I think anyway....

scottishcelts

Why is it that men are not shy about farting - even upon meeting another bloke for the first time? It's just straight into fart mode - and then the appreciation starts