Broad Shoulders

I reckon yours would be Kevin747. Although the username suggests it's a guy, the avatar suggests otherwise

kporte

Has he got a jumbo?

Broad Shoulders

Actually, if the purpose is to make good TV and not necessarily trying to kill each other then my best wife would probably be Professional Princess. Surely a week of footage of us in the bedroom in various coloured gimp suits would get good ratings?

Broad Shoulders

well depends, if you're comparing him to yourself then of course

Sally Simpson

Thanks. Is there something I have done to deserve that?

Cheetah7

May I say that I have a fettish for leather - I seriously love the smell of leather.

One of the guys at work had new leather safety gloves and I was sniffing them this arvo, my goodness leather is nice.

Leather gimp outfit.

Broad Shoulders

well young lady you are in luck. I own an original pair of David Hasselhoff leather trousers. The smell of leather is particularly strong around the crotch area.

kporte

And the smell of pish

Broad Shoulders

typo? I assume you meant fish?

kporte

Did you stick a cod down the front so the cats would lick you?

Broad Shoulders

are you suggesting I should get a cod piece?

scottishcelts

Not exactly The Lizard King though is he?

slapphead_otool

I tried swapping mine for a set of golf clubs.

no takers....

kevin747

I can assure you that I,m a man. The avatar is my daughter,s painted face

kporte

How are you doing mate?