Why ARE Men Happier ?
Apr 21st 2006, 11:16 pm
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
aw........and you're going to hit the grand old age of 34!!!!
... thought you were older than that for some reason
... thought you were older than that for some reason
Apr 21st 2006, 11:17 pm
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
Originally Posted by wengerboy
you`ve met the mrs then?
lol.....cheeky.
im 40 next year
Apr 21st 2006, 11:20 pm
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
lol.....cheeky.
im 40 next year
im 40 next year
Apr 21st 2006, 11:26 pm
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
Originally Posted by TraceyW
Ahhh...but can a man do two or more of these things at the same time? Me thinks not!!!
She tries to talk to me when I'm on the phone too (she assumes I have this women gene for talking to two people at once), I just put my hand over my ear and ignore her.
People at the end of the phone would rather have 100% attention from a guy, than 50% attention from a women who thinks she is 'multi tasking', but is actually talking bollocks, cos shes not listening
JTL
Apr 21st 2006, 11:28 pm
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
Originally Posted by wengerboy
like a fine wine my dear improves with age
you smooth talker you
actually, you're supposed to say something along the lines of ''really? you dont look it....''
Apr 21st 2006, 11:31 pm
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
The main reason we're happier is that we know that, statistically, we'll die first so at least we'll get 5 mnutes peace then.
Apr 21st 2006, 11:35 pm
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
actually, you're supposed to say something along the lines of ''really? you dont look it....''
Apr 21st 2006, 11:36 pm
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
Originally Posted by wengerboy
perhaps i`m to honest for my own good
now im
Apr 21st 2006, 11:40 pm
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins
now im
Can you two just get a room?
Apr 21st 2006, 11:42 pm
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
Originally Posted by JackTheLad
Oh for gawd sake Can you two just get a room?
Can you two just get a room?
Apr 22nd 2006, 12:07 am
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
Originally Posted by meelie
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental-£100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental-£100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier
Apr 22nd 2006, 11:09 am
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
Originally Posted by Gold Coaster
Can I marry you because you sound FANTASTIC.
Apr 22nd 2006, 11:10 am
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
Originally Posted by wengerboy
whats the rush me birthdays 2moro 
for us today then.
Apr 22nd 2006, 12:29 pm
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
[QUOTE=meelie]Happy Birthday Wengerboy! Its my birthday today too! Plenty of for us today then.[/QU
haooy birthddya u 2 av agud um xxxxxxxxxxxxx
for us today then.[/QUhaooy birthddya u 2 av agud um xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Apr 22nd 2006, 2:49 pm
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Re: Why ARE Men Happier ?
Originally Posted by meelie
Happy Birthday Wengerboy! Its my birthday today too! Plenty of for us today then.
for us today then.just opened the first of many
