Why do I allways get picked on by women
Dec 29th 2007, 10:53 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Originally Posted by sallyclaire
Think he was asking for it! Obviously a masochist!
He's disappeared now.
Dec 29th 2007, 11:01 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
We shall get the girls to bounce up and down on his knee several times - just for a bit until he gets the message.
He's disappeared now.
He's disappeared now.
Dec 29th 2007, 11:03 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Originally Posted by sallyclaire
Scrawni was probably too embarassed to let him continue!
Scrawni can be in charge of discipline and wear a strict matrons outfit and carry a whip for when they are naughty.
Scrawni I hope you have ample bosems because matrons are meant to have breasts like a shelf so that you can stack things on it.
If anyone misbehaves then Scrawni will sort them - the boys that is.
Dec 29th 2007, 11:05 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Originally Posted by Scrawni 2
You don't want to be doing that, have you seen/smelt his feet
I bet I could say something to that will make him cry, 'not to night darling - I have a headache' how many times could I use that and get away with it?
I bet I could say something to that will make him cry, 'not to night darling - I have a headache' how many times could I use that and get away with it?
Scrawni, he is asking for sympathy/trouble and I reckon you should make him pay.
Dec 29th 2007, 11:06 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Go Scrawni!
Scrawni can be in charge of discipline and wear a strict matrons outfit and carry a whip for when they are naughty.
Scrawni I hope you have ample bosems because matrons are meant to have breasts like a shelf so that you can stack things on it.
If anyone misbehaves then Scrawni will sort them - the boys that is.
Scrawni can be in charge of discipline and wear a strict matrons outfit and carry a whip for when they are naughty.
Scrawni I hope you have ample bosems because matrons are meant to have breasts like a shelf so that you can stack things on it.
If anyone misbehaves then Scrawni will sort them - the boys that is.
Mind you, I do have the bosom for it!
Dec 30th 2007, 1:18 am
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Originally Posted by Whingin Pom
Blokes don't seem to pick on me but the women seem to be able to rip me to shreds.
Why?
Why?
Dec 30th 2007, 2:12 am
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Originally Posted by Whingin Pom
Blokes don't seem to pick on me but the women seem to be able to rip me to shreds.
Why?
Why?
you are encouraging us women to pick on you, you shouldnt have said what you just said.
Dec 30th 2007, 11:14 am
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Right for the record, my feet do not smell they are clean and my toe nails are cut and tidy, oh and they taste good too
If you think getting chased by Scrawni with a whip in a matrons uniform is punishmentgo ask the boss what he thinks of that
And spelling, well its nice to converse with intelligent posters now and again its just that my spelling falls behind, you see I mostly post on car forums and there the spelling is not so important.
You should see the posts when I'm drunk
If you think getting chased by Scrawni with a whip in a matrons uniform is punishment
go ask the boss what he thinks of thatAnd spelling, well its nice to converse with intelligent posters now and again its just that my spelling falls behind, you see I mostly post on car forums and there the spelling is not so important.
You should see the posts when I'm drunk
Dec 30th 2007, 11:37 am
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Originally Posted by Whingin Pom
Right for the record, my feet do not smell they are clean and my toe nails are cut and tidy, oh and they taste good too
If you think getting chased by Scrawni with a whip in a matrons uniform is punishmentgo ask the boss what he thinks of that
And spelling, well its nice to converse with intelligent posters now and again its just that my spelling falls behind, you see I mostly post on car forums and there the spelling is not so important.
You should see the posts when I'm drunk
If you think getting chased by Scrawni with a whip in a matrons uniform is punishment
go ask the boss what he thinks of thatAnd spelling, well its nice to converse with intelligent posters now and again its just that my spelling falls behind, you see I mostly post on car forums and there the spelling is not so important.
You should see the posts when I'm drunk
Dec 30th 2007, 11:43 am
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Originally Posted by sallyclaire
Oh dear, is that the best you can do sweetie?
Dec 30th 2007, 11:48 am
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Originally Posted by chris and farideh
He is really really asking for it, isnt he?
He is either very naive & innocent or just plain stupid! Perhaps Scrawni can enlighten us?
Dec 30th 2007, 11:51 am
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Originally Posted by sallyclaire
I think so! Poor chap clearly has no idea what the gals on here can be like! He is either very naive & innocent or just plain stupid! Perhaps Scrawni can enlighten us?
He is either very naive & innocent or just plain stupid! Perhaps Scrawni can enlighten us?
Dec 30th 2007, 12:05 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Originally Posted by chris and farideh
He did say he normally doesnt post here, so he doesnt know about us, I wonder if he is going to come back on his own, or wether he is going to bring his big brother with him for moral support, poor man.
Dec 30th 2007, 12:06 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Originally Posted by sallyclaire
I think so! Poor chap clearly has no idea what the gals on here can be like! He is either very naive & innocent or just plain stupid! Perhaps Scrawni can enlighten us?
He is either very naive & innocent or just plain stupid! Perhaps Scrawni can enlighten us?
Dec 30th 2007, 12:13 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Originally Posted by Whingin Pom
Oh I think you girlies are just pussy cats
We shall round up the girls and show you who is a pussy
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