Why do I allways get picked on by women
Dec 29th 2007, 10:11 pm
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Why do I allways get picked on by women
Blokes don't seem to pick on me but the women seem to be able to rip me to shreds.
Why?
Why?
Dec 29th 2007, 10:13 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
LOL. Bless. You are really asking for it now? Maybe you have a 'Kick me' sign on your back?
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Dec 29th 2007, 10:23 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Well perhaps it is because women have an urge to tickle your cyber body until you beg for mercy. Mercy I might add is one tough son of a bitch who will think nothing of ripping your clothes off.
You are just perhaps a little too wanton for these girlies. Either that or you shouldnt wear short skirts and low cut tops.
You are just perhaps a little too wanton for these girlies. Either that or you shouldnt wear short skirts and low cut tops.
Dec 29th 2007, 10:25 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Well perhaps it is because women have an urge to tickle your cyber body until you beg for mercy. Mercy I might add is one tough son of a bitch who will think nothing of ripping your clothes off.
You are just perhaps a little too wanton for these girlies. Either that or you shouldnt wear short skirts and low cut tops.
You are just perhaps a little too wanton for these girlies. Either that or you shouldnt wear short skirts and low cut tops.
Dec 29th 2007, 10:27 pm
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Dec 29th 2007, 10:33 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Lets find Mercy so that he can beg for her.
Or we could lock him in here and make him cry - yes that is it, we can tickle his feet till he cries.
Or we could lock him in here and make him cry - yes that is it, we can tickle his feet till he cries.
Dec 29th 2007, 10:38 pm
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Surely we can think of worse than that?
Dec 29th 2007, 10:47 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
I bet I could say something to that will make him cry, 'not to night darling - I have a headache' how many times could I use that and get away with it?
Dec 29th 2007, 10:49 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
We shall have to send him to the naughty step until he has learned his lesson. He really should know better than to set up a thread of his own and not expect it to be invaded by women.
Dec 29th 2007, 10:51 pm
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Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
Think he was asking for it! Obviously a masochist!