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Whingin Pom Dec 29th 2007 10:11 pm

Why do I allways get picked on by women
 
Blokes don't seem to pick on me but the women seem to be able to rip me to shreds.

Why?

Scrawni 2 Dec 29th 2007 10:12 pm

Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
 

Originally Posted by Whingin Pom (Post 5717195)
Blokes don't seem to pick on me but the women seem to be able to rip me to shreds.

Why?

Cause you ask for it

Whingin Pom Dec 29th 2007 10:13 pm

Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
 

Originally Posted by Scrawni 2 (Post 5717202)
Cause you ask for it

no I don't, thats just not fare

Fly Away Dec 29th 2007 10:13 pm

Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
 
LOL. Bless. You are really asking for it now? Maybe you have a 'Kick me' sign on your back?

xx:wub:

Whingin Pom Dec 29th 2007 10:15 pm

Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
 

Originally Posted by Fly Away (Post 5717206)
LOL. Bless. You are really asking for it now? Maybe you have a 'Kick me' sign on your back?

xx:wub:

Feels like a tattoo on my forehead writen in female:p

Cheetah7 Dec 29th 2007 10:23 pm

Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
 

Originally Posted by Whingin Pom (Post 5717213)
Feels like a tattoo on my forehead writen in female:p

Well perhaps it is because women have an urge to tickle your cyber body until you beg for mercy. Mercy I might add is one tough son of a bitch who will think nothing of ripping your clothes off.

You are just perhaps a little too wanton for these girlies. Either that or you shouldnt wear short skirts and low cut tops.;)

Scrawni 2 Dec 29th 2007 10:25 pm

Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
 

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5717246)
Well perhaps it is because women have an urge to tickle your cyber body until you beg for mercy. Mercy I might add is one tough son of a bitch who will think nothing of ripping your clothes off.

You are just perhaps a little too wanton for these girlies. Either that or you shouldnt wear short skirts and low cut tops.;)

Just tell him like it is PP :thumbup:

Sally Simpson Dec 29th 2007 10:27 pm

Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
 

Originally Posted by Whingin Pom (Post 5717195)
Blokes don't seem to pick on me but the women seem to be able to rip me to shreds.

Why?

Not too difficult! It is our superior spelling ability that does it!
Oh and not to forget our intellect & humour!:p:lol:

Scrawni 2 Dec 29th 2007 10:27 pm

Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 5717256)
Not too difficult! It is our superior spellin ability that does it!
Oh and not to forget our intellect & humour!:p:lol:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Cheetah7 Dec 29th 2007 10:33 pm

Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
 
Lets find Mercy so that he can beg for her.

Or we could lock him in here and make him cry - yes that is it, we can tickle his feet till he cries.

Sally Simpson Dec 29th 2007 10:38 pm

Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
 

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5717283)
Lets find Mercy so that he can beg for her.

Or we could lock him in here and make him cry - yes that is it, we can tickle his feet till he cries.

His feet?:blink: Surely we can think of worse than that?;)

Cheetah7 Dec 29th 2007 10:43 pm

Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 5717304)
His feet?:blink: Surely we can think of worse than that?;)

Well I suppose we could - nope, cant say it as it is far too saucy and he will get into even more trouble.

Scrawni 2 Dec 29th 2007 10:47 pm

Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
 

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5717283)
Lets find Mercy so that he can beg for her.

Or we could lock him in here and make him cry - yes that is it, we can tickle his feet till he cries.

You don't want to be doing that, have you seen/smelt his feet:eek:

I bet I could say something to that will make him cry, 'not to night darling - I have a headache' how many times could I use that and get away with it?

Cheetah7 Dec 29th 2007 10:49 pm

Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
 

Originally Posted by Scrawni 2 (Post 5717346)
You don't want to be doing that, have you seen/smelt his feet:eek:

I bet I could say something to that will make him cry, 'not to night darling - I have a headache' how many times could I use that and get away with it?

We shall have to send him to the naughty step until he has learned his lesson. He really should know better than to set up a thread of his own and not expect it to be invaded by women.

Sally Simpson Dec 29th 2007 10:51 pm

Re: Why do I allways get picked on by women
 

Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5717354)
We shall have to send him to the naughty step until he has learned his lesson. He really should know better than to set up a thread of his own and not expect it to be invaded by women.

:lol:Think he was asking for it! Obviously a masochist!:D


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