Who's Perfect?
Nov 12th 2007, 9:52 pm
#1
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Who's Perfect?
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect.
One snowy stormy Christmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side
of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
driving conditions had deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa and there is no such
thing as the perfect man!
******Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.************
****Men keep reading.****
So if there is no perfect man and no Santa, the woman must have been
driving. This would explain the accident.
****men keep reading****
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates
another point: Women never listen!
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect.
One snowy stormy Christmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side
of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
driving conditions had deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa and there is no such
thing as the perfect man!
******Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.************
****Men keep reading.****
So if there is no perfect man and no Santa, the woman must have been
driving. This would explain the accident.
****men keep reading****
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates
another point: Women never listen!
Nov 12th 2007, 9:57 pm
#2
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Re: Who's Perfect?
I'm so nosy, I just had to read on - very good 
Nov 12th 2007, 9:59 pm
#3
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Re: Who's Perfect?
Lol 
Nov 12th 2007, 10:20 pm
#5
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Re: Who's Perfect?
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect.
One snowy stormy Christmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side
of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
driving conditions had deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa and there is no such
thing as the perfect man!
******Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.************
****Men keep reading.****
So if there is no perfect man and no Santa, the woman must have been
driving. This would explain the accident.
****men keep reading****
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates
another point: Women never listen!
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect.
One snowy stormy Christmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side
of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
driving conditions had deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa and there is no such
thing as the perfect man!
******Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.************
****Men keep reading.****
So if there is no perfect man and no Santa, the woman must have been
driving. This would explain the accident.
****men keep reading****
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates
another point: Women never listen!
And yeah - listening is somewhat of a problem
Nov 13th 2007, 1:54 am
#6
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Re: Who's Perfect?
We do listen to you guys, but we don't believe you cos you feed us so much BS we have to find out the truth for ourselves!!!!!
Nov 13th 2007, 2:03 am
#7
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Re: Who's Perfect?
Very good, just goes to show no-one is perfect.
Nov 13th 2007, 2:37 am
#8
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Re: Who's Perfect?
I am
