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Old Dec 13th 2011, 11:47 pm
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Who would you like to invite over for Christmas Dinner? Nice big meal, few drinks, then a relaxed chat about Life the Universe and Everything

I'm thinkimg Susan Travers (google her ) Or Bear Grylls, he's gorgeous but also a very interesting bloke.....

Anyone else want to nominate a dinner guest?
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audrey tatou

and then I'd sprinkle some festive seditives in the stuffing

I jest!! I would put it in the champers.
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Josh Holloway.
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Peter Cook.

Alive preferably but if not I wouldn't put it past him to still be better than most.

Or

Bill Hicks ... damn, dead.

Spike Milligan ... dead.

Jamie 'Down Syndrome' Oliver ... alive at the start but it wouldn't last.

I'd settle for Stephen Fry and the comedian Rich Hall ... And Emma Watson so I could play Creepy Uncle.
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David Attenborough and Nigel Marvin. Oh and Kate Winslett as a distraction
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David Attenborough and Nigel Marvin. Oh and Kate Winslett as a distraction
He wouldn't turn up, he'd just have a screen with some footage they made of him at the zoo.

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Peter Cook.

Alive preferably but if not I wouldn't put it past him to still be better than most.

Or

Bill Hicks ... damn, dead.

Spike Milligan ... dead.

Jamie 'Down Syndrome' Oliver ... alive at the start but it wouldn't last.

I'd settle for Stephen Fry and the comedian Rich Hall ... And Emma Watson so I could play Creepy Uncle.
I drew a blank with several of my choices due to them being dead

Wouldn't mind inviting Rowan Atkinson, or John Cleese, very funny men, would love to spend time talking to them.
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I cant believe the fuss being made of this, it has always been done in every wildlife documentary.

Originally Posted by kimilseung
He wouldn't turn up, he'd just have a screen with some footage they made of him at the zoo.
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
Who would you like to invite over for Christmas Dinner? Nice big meal, few drinks, then a relaxed chat about Life the Universe and Everything

I'm thinkimg Susan Travers (google her ) Or Bear Grylls, he's gorgeous but also a very interesting bloke.....

Anyone else want to nominate a dinner guest?
At least Bear Grylls wouldn't complain about dry turkey

I'd have George from Masterchef he can cook the dinner, he's cute too. I'd also have Peter Kay to entertain me and kim and aggie to clean up afterwards.

Maybe Pat Sharp for the kids to play pin the tail on the donkey with.
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Default Re: Who would you invite for Christmas Dinner?

Originally Posted by Pollyana
Who would you like to invite over for Christmas Dinner? Nice big meal, few drinks, then a relaxed chat about Life the Universe and Everything

I'm thinkimg Susan Travers (google her ) Or Bear Grylls, he's gorgeous but also a very interesting bloke.....

Anyone else want to nominate a dinner guest?

Ask him why he named his son M.... Oh don't worry, it's only me that needs to move on
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Nigella Lawson.....to cook only, then F$%K off

Giggle and Hoot.......to look after the kids

Daniel Craig.....to look after the wife

selection porn actresses from LA......to look after me

Aggie and the fat bird.....to clean up afterwards
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audrey tatou

and then I'd sprinkle some festive seditives in the stuffing

I jest!! I would put it in the champers.
then the stuffing?
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then the stuffing?
correct. thats my plan.
If that occurs without the need for sedatives, than its joyeux noel!!
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Jesus, to see if I could get him to apologise for all the problems he has caused.
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