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Old Aug 18th 2008, 1:18 pm
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..billboard banned in Kwinana (Perth)

Apparently "Kwinana Town Council has issued a notice demanding the removal of a large billboard that asks motorists if they ``want longer lasting sex?''

The Advanced Medical Institute's bold red and yellow signs advertising erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation treatment were the second-most complained about advertisement in Australia last year."

http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/stor...9-2761,00.html

I personally think these signs are an absolute eyesore but the same can be said for all signs leading in and out of Brisbane, particularly Gympie Road.

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..billboard banned in Kwinana (Perth)

Apparently "Kwinana Town Council has issued a notice demanding the removal of a large billboard that asks motorists if they ``want longer lasting sex?''

The Advanced Medical Institute's bold red and yellow signs advertising erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation treatment were the second-most complained about advertisement in Australia last year."

http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/stor...9-2761,00.html

I personally think these signs are an absolute eyesore but the same can be said for all signs leading in and out of Brisbane, particularly Gympie Road.

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We have these posters all over Melbourne too.
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We have these posters all over Melbourne too.

I can't quite equate Nasal Technology with longer lasting sex.

I think the "longer lasting" bit is just taking the piss. "Who Wants Sex" would suffice. And quite frankly after about 8 minutes I'm pretty much just hanging in there trying to think of russian farmers, tractors and the nepean highway. Anything to keep the wolf from the door, so to speak. Anything longer is liable to give me a heart attack and render me sweating and useless for about 6 hours.
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I can't quite equate Nasal Technology with longer lasting sex.

I think the "longer lasting" bit is just taking the piss. "Who Wants Sex" would suffice. And quite frankly after about 8 minutes I'm pretty much just hanging in there trying to think of russian farmers, tractors and the nepean highway. Anything to keep the wolf from the door, so to speak. Anything longer is liable to give me a heart attack and render me sweating and useless for about 6 hours.

I know more about your frankly fairly inadequate sex life than I care too, Mr Supper. Please stop sharing.
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I know more about your frankly fairly inadequate sex life than I care too, Mr Supper. Please stop sharing.
A problem shared...
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``want longer lasting sex?''


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Why, are you offering?
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A problem shared...
Don't you start thinking about 'sharing' your problem with me....I have one just like you at home...
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Don't you start thinking about 'sharing' your problem with me....I have one just like you at home...
Sounds like I have one like you at my home
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Yes, well, those ads are treated as a joke here. We don't have billboards but the TV ads are on at kid viewing time which I think is a bit off. Try explaining to your 9yold why the sink the couple were sitting on went soft and the lady fell off!!

What gets me is the idea that longer is necessarily better. I mean it's about quality not quantity right?
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Yes, well, those ads are treated as a joke here. We don't have billboards but the TV ads are on at kid viewing time which I think is a bit off. Try explaining to your 9yold why the sink the couple were sitting on went soft and the lady fell off!!

What gets me is the idea that longer is necessarily better. I mean it's about quality not quantity right?
Its quite illuminating because the ads reveal advertising exactly for what it is, i.e. nothing more than a means of promoting dissatisfaction.
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Yes, well, those ads are treated as a joke here. We don't have billboards but the TV ads are on at kid viewing time which I think is a bit off. Try explaining to your 9yold why the sink the couple were sitting on went soft and the lady fell off!!

What gets me is the idea that longer is necessarily better. I mean it's about quality not quantity right?
It is a bit inappropriate yes

One of the kids asked me to explain premature ejaculation following one of those radio ads.

I said "have you been talking to Mum again?"
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Originally Posted by spartacus
Its quite illuminating because the ads reveal advertising exactly for what it is, i.e. nothing more than a means of promoting dissatisfaction.

Indeed - a bit like "Who wants to be a millionaire?"

A great big fat FAIL
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we arrived in Sydney two weeks ago, and must have passed about 6 of those huge billboards on the way to our apartment.My six year old kept reading them out and saying look mummy there's another one of those signs.....thankfully she never actually asked what sex was!!!!!!
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And apparently it doesn't even work
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And apparently it doesn't even work
Something to tell us?
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