Where is KPorte?
#1
Where is KPorte?
Lost in Ems flanellette nightie or perhaps overdosed on Quorn?????
Or is there some mysterious black hole over the sunshine coast that has swallowed him whole?
Or is there some mysterious black hole over the sunshine coast that has swallowed him whole?
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Re: Where is KPorte?
Here Sal...
Last seen in The Sunshine Plaza drinking a flat white whilst fiddling with his mobile....
Em x
Last seen in The Sunshine Plaza drinking a flat white whilst fiddling with his mobile....
Em x
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Re: Where is KPorte?
Shit... what have you done to him.
He's only 22 for God sake... last time I saw a picture of him he looked like this...
http://images.allposters.com/images/54/039_1536.jpg
He's only 22 for God sake... last time I saw a picture of him he looked like this...
http://images.allposters.com/images/54/039_1536.jpg
I was just missing his bad jokes, I really didn't need the horror show!
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Re: Where is KPorte?
He is being totalled "owned" by my 12 year old daughter actually who loves him very much mainly because a) he has a dog and b) he makes her desserts lots of times.
I now have to take 3rd best after his dog and my Elles...
Em x
I now have to take 3rd best after his dog and my Elles...
Em x
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