Where is KPorte?

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Jul 18th 2010, 8:51 am

Sally Simpson

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Where is KPorte?

Lost in Ems flanellette nightie or perhaps overdosed on Quorn?????

Or is there some mysterious black hole over the sunshine coast that has swallowed him whole?

Jul 18th 2010, 9:47 am

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Re: Where is KPorte?

Here Sal...

Last seen in The Sunshine Plaza drinking a flat white whilst fiddling with his mobile....

Em x

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Jul 18th 2010, 10:36 am

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Re: Where is KPorte?

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Here Sal...

Last seen in The Sunshine Plaza drinking a flat white whilst fiddling with his mobile....

Em x

Shit... what have you done to him.

He's only 22 for God sake... last time I saw a picture of him he looked like this...

Jul 18th 2010, 10:57 am

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Re: Where is KPorte?

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Here Sal...

Last seen in The Sunshine Plaza drinking a flat white whilst fiddling with his mobile....

Em x

Yes but how long ago was that??? Fess up Em, is he now buried beneath the patio Brookie style?

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Shit... what have you done to him.

He's only 22 for God sake... last time I saw a picture of him he looked like this...

http://images.allposters.com/images/54/039_1536.jpg

Shagged him to near death by the looks of it!

I was just missing his bad jokes, I really didn't need the horror show!

Jul 18th 2010, 1:05 pm

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Re: Where is KPorte?

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Lost in Ems flanellette nightie or perhaps overdosed on Quorn?????

Or is there some mysterious black hole over the sunshine coast that has swallowed him whole?

I am still here though.

Jul 18th 2010, 1:47 pm

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Re: Where is KPorte?

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I am still here though.

Jul 18th 2010, 8:35 pm

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Re: Where is KPorte?

He is being totalled "owned" by my 12 year old daughter actually who loves him very much mainly because a) he has a dog and b) he makes her desserts lots of times.

I now have to take 3rd best after his dog and my Elles...

Em x

Jul 18th 2010, 8:36 pm

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I am still here though.

Indeed!

Em x

Jul 18th 2010, 8:59 pm

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Re: Where is KPorte?

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Em x

Submission at last!

Jul 18th 2010, 9:01 pm

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Submission at last!

ah, thinking about it, there are certain ways to get his full attention (success rate of about 100%), but I guess a public forum, and BE to boot, wouldn't be the best place to discuss them!

Em x

Jul 18th 2010, 9:04 pm

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Re: Where is KPorte?

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ah, thinking about it, there are certain ways to get his full attention (success rate of about 100%), but I guess a public forum, and BE to boot, wouldn't be the best place to discuss them!

Em x

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