Where is Justin Bieber?
Apr 26th 2011, 1:25 am
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Where is Justin Bieber?
I'm supposed to help teenager find him today... anyone know where he's hiding in Brisbane. (I'm a bad parent who didn't buy tickets in time! 
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Apr 26th 2011, 1:31 am
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Apr 26th 2011, 1:38 am
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Apr 26th 2011, 2:34 am
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Re: Where is Justin Bieber?
Justin is currently in a shop purchasing tight leather hotpants and preparing himself for parading his bottom up and down to attract a mate.
Rumours have it that he may be either beaten up or made to sit on a bollard so his bottom is like the pocket of a clowns suit - possibly both. He will be having his hair cut into a more 'manly' style and will not be allowed to sing until his voice has broken.
If you see him, do not approach him unless you are a man with a penchant for blokes with shaggy hair and a high pitched voice. Although permission to beat him up and slap him with banana skins is permitted.
Rumours have it that he may be either beaten up or made to sit on a bollard so his bottom is like the pocket of a clowns suit - possibly both. He will be having his hair cut into a more 'manly' style and will not be allowed to sing until his voice has broken.
If you see him, do not approach him unless you are a man with a penchant for blokes with shaggy hair and a high pitched voice. Although permission to beat him up and slap him with banana skins is permitted.
Apr 26th 2011, 2:41 am
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Re: Where is Justin Bieber?
Under a bus with a little luck.
Apr 26th 2011, 2:43 am
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Re: Where is Justin Bieber?
Cleaning his face with a really really harsh chemical product? Probably at a theme park????
Apr 26th 2011, 3:16 am
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Re: Where is Justin Bieber?
He's in kindy...he'll be out about 3...
Apr 26th 2011, 3:31 am
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Re: Where is Justin Bieber?
Who is Justin Beaver?
Apr 26th 2011, 3:33 am
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Apr 26th 2011, 5:12 am
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Re: Where is Justin Bieber?
Thanks everyone, you've been a huge help!! 
Apr 26th 2011, 6:19 am
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Apr 26th 2011, 8:58 am
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