Where the hell is Hels?????
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Was it something I said?
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I think it was the smell
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Originally Posted by MrsDagboy
I think it was the smell
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Originally Posted by gedge
Was it something I said?
She is around somewhere, i got a message from her the other day, she must be keeping a low profile, i wonder what shes been up to
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Originally Posted by gedge
Was it something I said?
Whats it matter where the hell I am? The question is what are you doing out of the kitchen!!!
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Originally Posted by Hels
Whats it matter where the hell I am? The question is what are you doing out of the kitchen!!!
I was shouting out to get your attention....
....the beer fridge is empty!
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Originally Posted by gedge
There's no beer, so I've no reason to be in there.
I was shouting out to get your attention....
....the beer fridge is empty!
I was shouting out to get your attention....
....the beer fridge is empty!
You little attention seeker you!!
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The beer fridge is empty, huh? Tough titties!!!
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Originally Posted by Hels
You little attention seeker you!!
The beer fridge is empty, huh? Tug titties!!!![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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The beer fridge is empty, huh? Tug titties!!!
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She is around somewhere, i got a message from her the other day, she must be keeping a low profile, i wonder what shes been up to
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
ROFPMSL - Hels - low profile - pfffft
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that would be my nirvana
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Pen, thats enough out of you! What right do you have to say ANYTHING when your MSN says you are away???
gedgie wedgie...you KNOW you would miss me, so quit acting like ya hate me as much as I hate you!!
gedgie wedgie...you KNOW you would miss me, so quit acting like ya hate me as much as I hate you!!
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Originally Posted by Hels
Pen, thats enough out of you! What right do you have to say ANYTHING when your MSN says you are away???
gedgie wedgie...you KNOW you would miss me, so quit acting like ya hate me as much as I hate you!!
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gedgie wedgie...you KNOW you would miss me, so quit acting like ya hate me as much as I hate you!!
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
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Dont argue!!
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Originally Posted by Hels
gedgie wedgie...you KNOW you would miss me, so quit acting like ya hate me as much as I hate you!!
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