Where are the dwarfs?
Oct 14th 2006, 6:38 am
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Re: Where are the dwarfs?
Originally Posted by CasG
You edited that ??! 
Oct 14th 2006, 6:43 am
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Re: Where are the dwarfs?
Originally Posted by shazmac
hi mate done your hair then i am sat here dripping blue dye ha ha ha
Don't tell everyone I dye my hair ....I'm a natural blonde
Oct 14th 2006, 8:10 am
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Re: Where are the dwarfs?
There's one at my local shopping centre - collects the trolleys. Strange thing is there was one at my local Somerfield in the UK - he pushed the trolleys too 
When we were young(ish) we used to hang out with a dwarf/midget/small person. On his 18th birthday a few of us treated him to a meal in a restaurant with entertainment. Came the time the entertainer asked if anyone had a birthday that night, so we shouted that this guy did and we got him to stand up, but the entertainer didn't realise and asked him to stand up - PMSL. Poor guy had to stand on a chair
When we were young(ish) we used to hang out with a dwarf/midget/small person. On his 18th birthday a few of us treated him to a meal in a restaurant with entertainment. Came the time the entertainer asked if anyone had a birthday that night, so we shouted that this guy did and we got him to stand up, but the entertainer didn't realise and asked him to stand up - PMSL. Poor guy had to stand on a chair
Oct 14th 2006, 8:19 am
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Re: Where are the dwarfs?
Originally Posted by CasG
I won't be watching it..
I'm not usually racist, sexist...or anything else 'ist' ---but dwarves give me the creeps ......sorry.
I think it is that historically they have always put themselves in demeaning positions..
I'm not usually racist, sexist...or anything else 'ist' ---but dwarves give me the creeps
......sorry.I think it is that historically they have always put themselves in demeaning positions..
oooooo cas someone else like me! I'm a fine one to talk as I'm only 5'1 but I find dwarfs (inparticular their stubby fingers) really scary! My mum reckoned it was due to me being scared by one dressed as a clown when I was 3! I'm also petrified of clowns!
Oct 14th 2006, 8:25 am
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Re: Where are the dwarfs?
Originally Posted by glittababe
I'm only 5'1
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Oct 14th 2006, 8:46 am
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Re: Where are the dwarfs?
Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede
I think that historically, they haven't had much bloody choice in the matter.
One of my work colleagues feels the same way as you about dwarves - and midgets too, for that matter - though he can't explain why. Somewhat paradoxically, he does confess to a morbid fascination with "little people."
He also has a theory that there is only one midget on Earth. "He just gets around a lot."
One of my work colleagues feels the same way as you about dwarves - and midgets too, for that matter - though he can't explain why. Somewhat paradoxically, he does confess to a morbid fascination with "little people."
He also has a theory that there is only one midget on Earth. "He just gets around a lot."
I guess that dwarves should always have long beards and carry axes, but where do the midgets fit in?
S
Oct 14th 2006, 2:40 pm
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Re: Where are the dwarfs?
Originally Posted by paulrachel
most of the Abbo woman i have seen in WA look more like gorillas..sorry if that offends anyone but honestly.....they do!!!
They smell too
They smell too
One thing is for sure though I definitely aint seen a dwarf abbo.
Oct 14th 2006, 11:34 pm
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Re: Where are the dwarfs?
[QUOTE! I'm also petrified of clowns![/QUOTE]
dos,nt stop you from hanging around here. ................... 
mm
dos,nt stop you from hanging around here.
................... mm
Oct 15th 2006, 1:32 am
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Re: Where are the dwarfs?
Originally Posted by Wife Beater
I was watching one of those do your house up things on the UK TV Foxtel channel the other night and there was a dwarf working as a carpenter in the programme.
I have been here and not seen one in 2 years but in Blighty they are not that rare a site eh?
Another thing - and this is a bit controversial. You never see any nice looking 'full blood' abbo women. why?
I have been here and not seen one in 2 years but in Blighty they are not that rare a site eh?
Another thing - and this is a bit controversial. You never see any nice looking 'full blood' abbo women. why?
Broom. its all im saying, Broom!
Oct 15th 2006, 2:26 am
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Re: Where are the dwarfs?
Originally Posted by Deer Hunter
Go the shorties!! (Do you lie about the extra inch too? )
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Oct 15th 2006, 11:00 am
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Re: Where are the dwarfs?
Sorry............
but I find this thread offensive.
People cannot help being born with Achondroplasia, the correct term for dwarfism. They feel just as you and I do.
but I find this thread offensive.
People cannot help being born with Achondroplasia, the correct term for dwarfism. They feel just as you and I do.
Oct 15th 2006, 11:53 am
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Re: Where are the dwarfs?
I find this thread offensive too, don't you people know there is only one b in abo.
Dwarf to Hooker - what would you say to a little f**k?
Hooker to Dwarf - Hello little f**K.
Dwarf to Hooker - what would you say to a little f**k?
Hooker to Dwarf - Hello little f**K.
Oct 15th 2006, 12:09 pm
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Re: Where are the dwarfs?
Originally Posted by jib
I find this thread offensive too, don't you people know there is only one b in abo.
Dwarf to Hooker - what would you say to a little f**k?
Hooker to Dwarf - Hello little f**K.
Dwarf to Hooker - what would you say to a little f**k?
Hooker to Dwarf - Hello little f**K.
were you been numb nuts........... mm
Oct 15th 2006, 12:12 pm
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Re: Where are the dwarfs?
This thread is now being closed as it become offensive.
