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steandleigh Jan 16th 2008 9:58 pm

Re: Where did you - you know - lose it ...
 

Originally Posted by homewardbound (Post 5798780)
hehe... I'm not sayin would have to gve too much away, though i just found out that the person in question is married to a famous aussie actress!

You lost it to Keith Urban?!!!:eek::rofl:

mattandjulia Jan 16th 2008 10:08 pm

Re: Where did you - you know - lose it ...
 
Lost mine in a car show room over the bonnet when I was 16 with one of the sales reps........:)


Julia.:)

homewardbound Jan 16th 2008 10:10 pm

Re: Where did you - you know - lose it ...
 

Originally Posted by steandleigh (Post 5798930)
You lost it to Keith Urban?!!!:eek::rofl:

Nope but I'm not saying - I might want to sell my story in years to come when im stoney broke in oz! (Only joking)

Streaks Jan 16th 2008 10:33 pm

Re: Where did you - you know - lose it ...
 
well for me it was a regular boyfriend where things had been getting fruity for a while (I was 16) in his bedroom and was completely CRAP:thumbdown: I was expecting the earth to move with trumpets blaring etc etc.... what a let down - good job I know a little more about it all now;):thumbsup:

Hutch Jan 16th 2008 10:44 pm

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Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath (Post 5798742)
It was funny as hell since as we did the deed, she said in a thick brummie accent " Er.... would you mind if I got on top coz your balls are shovelling sand up my arse"

:lol:


Originally Posted by renth (Post 5798920)
In a vicarage in Putney and no, it wasn't the vicar. :lol:

Not the vicar's missus?!?! :D


Originally Posted by mattandjulia (Post 5798995)
Lost mine in a car show room over the bonnet when I was 16 with one of the sales reps........:)

http://www.lifestartsat.com/motoring/img/swiss_tony.gif

:lol:

Wheeler-Jones Jan 16th 2008 10:51 pm

Re: Where did you - you know - lose it ...
 

Originally Posted by FluffyTheCampfireSlayer (Post 5798640)
Had a lil 'shuffle' 4 days before my twelth birthday with an older woman (she was 15)! in a caravan on a campsite near our house. Don't really count this as the first though as it (I) was so pathetic :rofl:
The first proper time was probably at the age of 15, babysitting for mums friend and her husband. They came home drunk, he went to bed (or so I thought) and she seduced me on the sofa. Later to be joined by the husband who had not really gone to bed - they had planned it you see ;)
Scarred for life I tell you - scarred for life!! :eek::p:rofl:

This sounds awfully similar to stories I have heard from my male mates - are you saying that YOU are the one behind this urban legend - or is seducing the babysitter just really commonplace :p No one ever tried to seduce me (whilst babysitting that is) :(

Mine was just a bed and while bunked off of maths class - I think I chose him because I was done with the whole 'innocent' thing and he was known for being a bit of a slut - and he had his own apartment which was a big thing while at school!

I got a bit more experiment after that - tents became a theme for a little! :o

I shall stop there as ... I should retain some.... whats that word I am looking for??... sense of decency :ohmy:

sunbather Jan 16th 2008 10:53 pm

Re: Where did you - you know - lose it ...
 

Originally Posted by Hutch (Post 5799152)

Jeez that looks like Bix:blink:

Wendy Jan 16th 2008 11:15 pm

Re: Where did you - you know - lose it ...
 

Originally Posted by mattandjulia (Post 5798995)
Lost mine in a car show room over the bonnet when I was 16 with one of the sales reps........:)


Julia.:)


Originally Posted by Hutch (Post 5799152)

Julia, I didn't know you'd shagged my first boyfriend too! :sneaky:

(Yes, he looked JUST like that and he was a salesman :o but a kirby vaccuum cleaner salesman :D)

Ransi Jan 16th 2008 11:49 pm

Re: Where did you - you know - lose it ...
 
In a smelly caravan on a soggy Welsh field....

mattandjulia Jan 17th 2008 5:30 am

Re: Where did you - you know - lose it ...
 

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 5799258)
Julia, I didn't know you'd shagged my first boyfriend too! :sneaky:

(Yes, he looked JUST like that and he was a salesman :o but a kirby vaccuum cleaner salesman :D)

Well Wendy as the saying goes: share and share alike ?

Shared one of yours before. Hope I got in first this time as well?:)

weez75 Jan 17th 2008 6:10 pm

Re: Where did you - you know - lose it ...
 

Originally Posted by mattandjulia (Post 5800127)
Well Wendy as the saying goes: share and share alike ?

Shared one of yours before. Hope I got in first this time as well?:)

Oh so you're the Adelaide swingers club i've heard so much about !!!:lol::lol::lol:

mattandjulia Jan 17th 2008 7:46 pm

Re: Where did you - you know - lose it ...
 

Originally Posted by weez75 (Post 5801608)
Oh so you're the Adelaide swingers club i've heard so much about !!!:lol::lol::lol:

Throw mi keys in as well...........:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

PAP01 Jan 17th 2008 10:43 pm

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well that would be telling ;)

BadgeIsBack Jan 18th 2008 7:02 am

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Bloody hell Hutch - you look like a mate from the train. A real funny bloke as it happens.


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