What's the worst insult your partner has ever given you?
Feb 13th 2013, 2:13 am
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What's the worst insult your partner has ever given you?
Just wondering......
As an 'anti-romantic' theme to combat all the lurvvee in the air for tomorrow, I just wondered what the worst insult that you have ever been given by a loved one?
I was given a corker last week - I just want to compare
Jules x
As an 'anti-romantic' theme to combat all the lurvvee in the air for tomorrow, I just wondered what the worst insult that you have ever been given by a loved one?
I was given a corker last week - I just want to compare
Jules x
Feb 13th 2013, 3:17 am
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Re: What's the worst insult your partner has ever given you?
I mean! Fat and a bitch, yes but boring??!!
(I would like to point out that it wasn't from my current Mr Wonderful)
Feb 13th 2013, 12:41 pm
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Re: What's the worst insult your partner has ever given you?
She compared me to Phil Collins ... I killed, gutted and ate the bitch over a period of a few months.
Particularly nice BBQ'd and served with side salad (no beet root, unless you want to go the same way).
Particularly nice BBQ'd and served with side salad (no beet root, unless you want to go the same way).
Feb 13th 2013, 1:11 pm
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Re: What's the worst insult your partner has ever given you?
Mine called me an Aussie once, only once 
Feb 13th 2013, 2:24 pm
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Feb 13th 2013, 2:33 pm
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Re: What's the worst insult your partner has ever given you?
I forgave her
Feb 13th 2013, 5:38 pm
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Re: What's the worst insult your partner has ever given you?
An ex boyfriend once said I was disgusting for eating beans out of the can with a fork.
I knew then we were doomed. I LOVE eating beans out of the can
I knew then we were doomed. I LOVE eating beans out of the can
Feb 13th 2013, 7:12 pm
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Re: What's the worst insult your partner has ever given you?
Especially as every one knows there are no calories involved if you eat them out of the can. And they're actually a negative calorie food if you eat them standing up.
Feb 13th 2013, 7:18 pm
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Re: What's the worst insult your partner has ever given you?
Yes - as you're stood rather than sitting, the beans are less likely to get stuck in a crevice, thus reducing the flatulence factor.
I could probably write a paper proving it, the same way I proved to my kids that there were no diabetically recognisable carbs in wine
I could probably write a paper proving it, the same way I proved to my kids that there were no diabetically recognisable carbs in wine
Feb 13th 2013, 7:23 pm
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Re: What's the worst insult your partner has ever given you?
Ex girlfriend said I was only going out with her for her body.
Well yes of course, her mind was trashy and her personality was the container.
Well yes of course, her mind was trashy and her personality was the container.
Feb 13th 2013, 7:46 pm
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Re: What's the worst insult your partner has ever given you?
Trying to think of any bad insults I've been given - got dumped by one bloke cos he didn't like me earning more money than him - silly man
Feb 13th 2013, 9:09 pm
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Re: What's the worst insult your partner has ever given you?
She called me a 'bum bum head'. And the kids giggled.
Feb 13th 2013, 10:42 pm
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Re: What's the worst insult your partner has ever given you?
My husband once told me that he thought I was really sexy before I had the kids.
Feb 13th 2013, 11:25 pm
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Re: What's the worst insult your partner has ever given you?
The cook pointed out that I have a small organ!I reminded her that it is not used to playing in the MCG.