aston man

done for your partner?after 20 years or so do you still have spice in your life..

what would you recommend as a man or a lady to keep the spice in your marriage..


do you serve the dinner thats waiting on the table in stockings and suspenders to your hubby...

do you serve the dinner thats waiting on the table in a leather studded thong to your wife.....

any good tips...

thank you..

a mate asked me to ask

sorry ive got to go ,im serving my wife afternoon tea..

Bernieboy

Dont trip over your highheels and scald the poor missus,perv

why

doing the deed in a hammock on a deserted beach

worzel

or just doing it on the beach 10 metres from the hotel

aston man

typical mens answers

what have you done thats sexy for your partner,not what you received.jeezus

Vim Fuego

I vacuumed the place this morning, brought in 2 loads of washing, put one on and put another out.

The realities of marriage ...

Bernieboy

Studied yoga bent over and sorted myself out when she had a toothache

Bernieboy

I will be coming to you for marital advice then when im the doghouse

Vim Fuego

You really don't want to do that ... today I am a Domestic God but on Thursday I did Something Indefinable that caused mucho Meaningful Silence.

Just as you get used to one set of rules, they change ...

Bernieboy

Now you know we will be hanging on to hear what it was you did on thursday,purely for marital research you understand.

Vim Fuego

When I am told what I did wrong (about 3 weeks from now) you'll be the first to know 'cos I'm buggered if I can work it out ...

Lord Lionheart

Sat on a basket swing suspended 8 feet from the floor and shat on the glass coffee table while she watched from underneath

why

that is very sexy......but you forgot the ironing......

(must be done in a frilly apron and nothing else!!!)

why

did you work on the QE2 ?

aston man

anyone know where i can get a glass reinforced coffee table