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Old Jan 12th 2008, 4:02 am
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Originally Posted by aston man
anyone know where i can get a glass reinforced coffee table
I'm not so sure that will endear you much......
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where are all the ladies when you need em...

the spuds will be ready in a minute...
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Originally Posted by Vim Fuego
When I am told what I did wrong (about 3 weeks from now) you'll be the first to know 'cos I'm buggered if I can work it out ...
Nice one.
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that is very sexy......but you forgot the ironing......

(must be done in a frilly apron and nothing else!!!)

I iron my own clothes as necessary, one at a time ... never trust anyone that does it otherwise
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Default Re: whats the sexiest thing you have

Originally Posted by aston man
done for your partner?after 20 years or so do you still have spice in your life..

what would you recommend as a man or a lady to keep the spice in your marriage..


do you serve the dinner thats waiting on the table in stockings and suspenders to your hubby...

do you serve the dinner thats waiting on the table in a leather studded thong to your wife.....

any good tips...

thank you..

a mate asked me to ask

sorry ive got to go ,im serving my wife afternoon tea..
shagged one of her best mates with her watching, does that count? Funny thing life, didn't get in trouble for that but got in trouble this morning for leaving a suitcase next to her dressing table thingy where she dries her hair???
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shagged one of her best mates with her watching, does that count? Funny thing life, didn't get in trouble for that but got in trouble this morning for leaving a suitcase next to her dressing table thingy where she dries her hair???
Did she get the hint
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oh come on ,,120 odd viewings,and not one lady knows how to keep a man happy..jeezus no wonder men ,,,,,,,,,,well......
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oh come on ,,120 odd viewings,and not one lady knows how to keep a man happy..jeezus no wonder men ,,,,,,,,,,well......
Crikey mate, dont you know that when a woman sucks yer thing shes not doing it to be sexy, shes doing it coz she loves you
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Default Re: whats the sexiest thing you have

Originally Posted by Vim Fuego
When I am told what I did wrong (about 3 weeks from now) you'll be the first to know 'cos I'm buggered if I can work it out ...

It's coz you are a bloke - deal with it
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You want to do something sexy for Trish or you want her to do something sexy for you?

If you want to do something for her, run her a nice bubble bath, glass of chilled wine, candles, soft music. Go in and wash her back. When she's done in the tub give her a nice foot rub. Make her dinner and serve it to her in bed. Tell her you love her. Tell her how beautiful and sexy she is. Tell her what a lucky bastard you are to have someone as wonderful as her to love you back. If that doesn't get you laid then pretty much nothing will.
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You want to do something sexy for Trish or you want her to do something sexy for you?

If you want to do something for her, run her a nice bubble bath, glass of chilled wine, candles, soft music. Go in and wash her back. When she's done in the tub give her a nice foot rub. Make her dinner and serve it to her in bed. Tell her you love her. Tell her how beautiful and sexy she is. Tell her what a lucky bastard you are to have someone as wonderful as her to love you back. If that doesn't get you laid then pretty much nothing will.
I did all that and all the misses said was "pass the salt" and "the steaks overdone"
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Kissing. Simple as that.

Kiss me like you mean it (not you personally - we're hardly acquainted) and I'll melt.

There's a reason most hookers don't kiss their punters; it's way too intimate.
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Originally Posted by why
doing the deed in a hammock on a deserted beach
Shagging in a hammock could never ever be romantic. I'd be crying laughing at falling off all the time
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
Shagging in a hammock could never ever be romantic. I'd be crying laughing at falling off all the time
Dont knock it til you've tried it
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
Shagging in a hammock could never ever be romantic. I'd be crying laughing at falling off all the time
We've got one of them swinging lounger thingys and I keep thinking 'shall we?' but then I can imagine it swinging so much we'd both end up on the floor or possibly in next doors garden
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