whats the sexiest thing you have
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Re: whats the sexiest thing you have
where are all the ladies when you need em...
the spuds will be ready in a minute...
the spuds will be ready in a minute...
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Re: whats the sexiest thing you have
done for your partner?after 20 years or so do you still have spice in your life..
what would you recommend as a man or a lady to keep the spice in your marriage..
do you serve the dinner thats waiting on the table in stockings and suspenders to your hubby...
do you serve the dinner thats waiting on the table in a leather studded thong to your wife.....
any good tips...
thank you..
a mate asked me to ask
sorry ive got to go ,im serving my wife afternoon tea..
what would you recommend as a man or a lady to keep the spice in your marriage..
do you serve the dinner thats waiting on the table in stockings and suspenders to your hubby...
do you serve the dinner thats waiting on the table in a leather studded thong to your wife.....
any good tips...
thank you..
a mate asked me to ask
sorry ive got to go ,im serving my wife afternoon tea..
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Re: whats the sexiest thing you have
oh come on ,,120 odd viewings,and not one lady knows how to keep a man happy..jeezus no wonder men ,,,,,,,,,,well......
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You want to do something sexy for Trish or you want her to do something sexy for you?
If you want to do something for her, run her a nice bubble bath, glass of chilled wine, candles, soft music. Go in and wash her back. When she's done in the tub give her a nice foot rub. Make her dinner and serve it to her in bed. Tell her you love her. Tell her how beautiful and sexy she is. Tell her what a lucky bastard you are to have someone as wonderful as her to love you back. If that doesn't get you laid then pretty much nothing will.
If you want to do something for her, run her a nice bubble bath, glass of chilled wine, candles, soft music. Go in and wash her back. When she's done in the tub give her a nice foot rub. Make her dinner and serve it to her in bed. Tell her you love her. Tell her how beautiful and sexy she is. Tell her what a lucky bastard you are to have someone as wonderful as her to love you back. If that doesn't get you laid then pretty much nothing will.
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Re: whats the sexiest thing you have
You want to do something sexy for Trish or you want her to do something sexy for you?
If you want to do something for her, run her a nice bubble bath, glass of chilled wine, candles, soft music. Go in and wash her back. When she's done in the tub give her a nice foot rub. Make her dinner and serve it to her in bed. Tell her you love her. Tell her how beautiful and sexy she is. Tell her what a lucky bastard you are to have someone as wonderful as her to love you back. If that doesn't get you laid then pretty much nothing will.
If you want to do something for her, run her a nice bubble bath, glass of chilled wine, candles, soft music. Go in and wash her back. When she's done in the tub give her a nice foot rub. Make her dinner and serve it to her in bed. Tell her you love her. Tell her how beautiful and sexy she is. Tell her what a lucky bastard you are to have someone as wonderful as her to love you back. If that doesn't get you laid then pretty much nothing will.
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Re: whats the sexiest thing you have
Kissing. Simple as that.
Kiss me like you mean it (not you personally - we're hardly acquainted) and I'll melt.
There's a reason most hookers don't kiss their punters; it's way too intimate.
Kiss me like you mean it (not you personally - we're hardly acquainted) and I'll melt.
There's a reason most hookers don't kiss their punters; it's way too intimate.
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We've got one of them swinging lounger thingys and I keep thinking 'shall we?' but then I can imagine it swinging so much we'd both end up on the floor or possibly in next doors garden