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Old Aug 31st 2009, 12:14 pm
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Default Whats big & hairy & lives in my pants ?????

Walking back from morning brew last thursday I felt something stick in my upper inner thigh, I looked down & couldn't see anything so I went to scratch my leg & found a big lump in my pants which moved when I touched it (nothing unusual there then!) I grabbed the lump through my pants & pulled them down in middle of workshop to find a huntsman stuck to inside of pants, its not the biggest I admit but still gave me a fright.
I found some webs near my cars pedals, so it must have crawled up on way to work, meaning it had been in my pants for 2 1/2 hours
Might stop wearing boxers now!!
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Old Aug 31st 2009, 12:19 pm
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Damn it!
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Old Aug 31st 2009, 12:22 pm
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Old Aug 31st 2009, 12:24 pm
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Maybe next time ey?
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Old Aug 31st 2009, 12:29 pm
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Oh crap! Why do i read spider threads just before i go to bed? it's the stuff my nightmares are made of that is!
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Old Aug 31st 2009, 12:31 pm
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Oh crap! Why do i read spider threads just before i go to bed? it's the stuff my nightmares are made of that is!
I know, i'll never forget THAT spider pic that kporte put up one day -
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Time to start

Wearing thongs and i dont mean the ones on your feet

Just had one in the house and I had to brush up on my riverdance skills but got him in the end

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Time to start

Wearing thongs and i dont mean the ones on your feet

Just had one in the house and I had to brush up on my riverdance skills but got him in the end

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Originally Posted by simnmax
Walking back from morning brew last thursday I felt something stick in my upper inner thigh, I looked down & couldn't see anything so I went to scratch my leg & found a big lump in my pants which moved when I touched it (nothing unusual there then!) I grabbed the lump through my pants & pulled them down in middle of workshop to find a huntsman stuck to inside of pants, its not the biggest I admit but still gave me a fright.
I found some webs near my cars pedals, so it must have crawled up on way to work, meaning it had been in my pants for 2 1/2 hours
Might stop wearing boxers now!!
Vomit threw itself through fingers and on to screen....
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Old Sep 1st 2009, 6:57 am
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3 more hairy things in my house!!
Son Max, mrs & possibly the same spider that ran up my leg.
Only the mrs regularly gets in my pants!
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ScottishCelts?
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Old Sep 1st 2009, 7:11 am
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I'm up for it
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Right, I'm going to start driving with rubber bands round my hems
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Old Sep 1st 2009, 10:51 am
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I did tuck my pants in my socks on the way home then sprayed the footwell of the car.
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